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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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3 RepliesEdited by Drifty Ogre: 7/19/2015 3:32:54 PMGirl: is poop alive? Also, Girl: do cells get married And, Teacher: we need to have faith, trust, and... Girl: PIXIE DUST!!!!! All same seventh grade girl.
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1 ReplySome kid said" we have pc's not computers"
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2 RepliesWhat is Hitler's surname?
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I do no happening in schools.
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3 Replies"Science sucks, it's a waste of time" God why.
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One kid thought the American flag was the Arizona flag. *facedesk
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I over heard a fat girl complain about another girl being fat ( that is just scraping the surface)
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8 RepliesEdited by TheDeamonDog23: 7/14/2015 4:06:42 PMTeacher: What is the capital of Colorado? Idiot: Denmark!
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*blond girl*. Fidel Castro? Isn't he that guy from Seinfeld?
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7 RepliesGirl: "School doesn't matter. If I want a job I'll just flash my chest." I hated Homeroom, so much. They were all the non-honors peasants.
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10 Replies"Are bananas grains?" 7th grade health class He was 100% serious with that question. Fml
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3 Replies"I can't hear my eyes are closed" "buffalo is a color right?" "Pick a number between 1 and 5. *kid answers* 8!" "
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2 RepliesA kid said that Sea Horses are mythical creatures
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2 Replies"Is scotland in Canada?" - Grade 9. My friends made fun of this person for a very long time.
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7th grade Science class... Class is observing rocks on different compounds and minerals inside them. A random kid says wow that rock grew big. Me and some girl look at him and say rocks can't grow. Kid says, "I thought rocks were alive." Teacher looks at him with distraught and I start laughing.
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9 RepliesLoser 1: "Isn't China in South America?" [i]Facepalm[/i] Loser 2: "It's part of Brazil, right?" Loser 1: "Yeah!!!" I wonder for the future of this world.
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It's not stupid but i found it hilarious so in 6th grade my teacher tried saying blue shirt but instead she said blue shit and I burst out laughing. And then another time she said ball and I giggled and she looked at me and was like you are nasty and everyone laughed at me XD
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8 RepliesEdited by Fusionwhalepie: 7/17/2015 8:07:20 PM4th grade science teacher: "Comets are big firey meteors." I got into a whole argument with her in the middle of class, no one believed me that they are actually ice and they are not covered in fire. And In 7th grade, in New Jersey, Teacher - "Can you find New Jersey on a map" Kid - "uh, no" Teacher- "really? Can you find the United States?" Kid- (after studying the map for a minute) no I can't. Teacher- "this is the United States and this is New Jersey." Kid- "I thought that was Germany." The map was labeled to and he was 13
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2 RepliesBoy: people in Cuba speak Cubian you idiot. Me: *being held back by several friends so I don't bitch slap the guy*
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1 ReplyEdited by Indeprived: 7/2/2015 7:30:22 PMIdiot: I can't wait to join the marines so I can finally become a pirate!
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20 RepliesEdited by scharkfin: 4/28/2015 12:23:15 AMMy art teacher, on the first day of class: [quote]"White is the absence of color. Black, on the other hand, is all the colors combined. [/quote] I wanted to walk out of the class at that point. Edit: I was thinking about this scientifically (light and such), not artistically (paints, dyes, etc.). Should have thought [i]artistically[/i] in an [i]art[/i] class after all lol. So either side is right depending on which view you look at it from.
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1 ReplyTeacher: what kind of water is in the ocean Class:salt water 1 girl: fresh water Teacher: yes, fresh water is correct. Class: what? R u shure? But doge? Teacher: ...wait a second, just kidding salt water is correct.
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2 RepliesMe: what's your favorite letter? Girl: C for Kitty!
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1 Reply*Class is watching a documentary on Africa and it's native tribes* Girl: it's so sad that these African Americans have to deal with all these tribe wars.... -_-
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1 ReplyThere was this girl in my chorus class (I think she has autism but not sure), and one day when everyone else in the class is talking somewhat loudly she just screams "SHUT THE FŪCK UUUUUUUUUP!!!!" Immediately sent to the principals office, crying he whole way there. [spoiler]7th grade, good times[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesNarwhals aren't real. The sad thing is that about a 5th of the class agreed that narwhals aren't real. It ended up being a huge debate made all the more frustrating by the fact that no amount of information or photos could convince them.
