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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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5 RepliesChick in 8th grade home room- "Hey what's Obama's last name? Oh! Is it Barack?" Same chick a year later- "wait so if we have cameras in the school, does that mean there are camera's in America?" Same mother -blam!-ing chick, 3 days ago- "so is the U.S. a country? I don't know I'm really bad with countries" [spoiler]i shit you not[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyFreshman year in high school: In Romeo and Juliets time, were there microwaves and computers?
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1 Reply"Isn't Star Wars anime?" Not me.
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"I don't believe in dinosaurs"
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Someone said a jackalope was real and a narwhal wasn't.
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I had a ten minute argument with a girl who was sure Benjamin Franklin was a president of the United States.
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What's Hawaii? In 6th grade
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Teacher said to spell out true or false on the answer sheet. Some dumb bimbo asked if we spell it like false, false or the other false. *whole class in silence*
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2 RepliesThis happened last year in high school, we were taking a test on our country, easy questions, and this girl asked me how many stars are on the flag... I said "um... There's 50" and she said "really? I could of sworn there's was 46" and she even asked the teacher to double check
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2 RepliesEdited by UltraCon79: 7/1/2015 12:19:28 PMI was told that I need to share and not to bring food unless I have enough for everyone. Hey, how bout you do your damn job and teach the sniveling snot shots around me the concept of private property you red commy witch!
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38 RepliesMe: really Charlie? (One of my bullies) I am the dumb one? I didn't get a. D- on the test where the teacher made sure to take calculators (don't have one) and made sure that certain kids didn't sit near others, or leave without doing jack and going back during advisory after there friends gave them answers. I got a a+, Him: pfft idiot I got f, know your facts and I got a a- on the retake. Me: after you knew the answers, cuz your friends gave them to you, I saw you looking at something in your sleeve as well, Him: your just jealous that you aren't as smart as me Me: how does lead paint taste like? Him: your stupidity. Me: homosapien Him: how dare you? I like girls! Your the homosapien! Me: wow your dumb, guess your homo erectus then Him: ???? Me: pay attention in history, it's one of mankinds stages of civilization. Him: retard Me: yet you say you know what lead paint taste like, and only get by in school via cheating. Him: gay. Me: you mean asexual? I don't like either, also is that your only comeback?
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So this girl In my class thought a villager was someone in an airplane. She didnt know what an ancestor was. Freshmen year.
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4 RepliesBuddy of mine tried to tell me the reason we have a night and a day is because the moon blocks the sun.
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3 Replies"Why aren't we living on the moon yet? I mean, we make movies about space so there's no excuse we shouldn't be there"
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1 ReplyIn history class, we were on a site where you would type in the names of countries and they would be filled in on the map. 18 people in class and only 17 computers... I had to work with the slowest girl in class. We were going through countries that are part of the British empire. We're practically done. She sparks up and says "London!"...
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Someone posted on facebook ' I have all the fast and furious films on DVD apart from number 5 and 7,I think I'm addicted' She was soon removed
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Edited by RedShadowDragon: 7/17/2015 3:41:44 PM[i]"I thought Quebec was in Mexico"[/i] I honestly thought that I was going to kill my friend's girlfriend after saying. Like how stupid are you?
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4 RepliesThis one kid was talking about a dog on his porch, then all of a sudden people were talking about shit they found on their porches. Well, the faculty members got fed up with all this porch talking mumbojumbo non-sense, so they suspended students for their excessive talk about porches. Crazy, man. it'll forever be "Porch Day".
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/142047317/0/0/1
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5 RepliesSome guy in my school once said that if you have your fist in a girls vagina and then open out your fingers you kill her... >lolwut.jpg
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I was in 5th grade, Teacher says say gnaw Girl: thinks for 5 minutes and says Ga-naw Me: lmao
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2 RepliesI decided to take a religion class (FML why did I do that!!!?) and one time a sub said: "The only right religion is Metaphysical Solipsism [spoiler]Metaphysical solipsism is the "strongest" variety of solipsism. Based on a philosophy of subjective idealism, metaphysical solipsists maintain that the self is the only existing reality and that all other reality, including the external world and other persons, are representations of that self, and have no independent existence.There are weaker versions of metaphysical solipsism, such as Caspar Hare's egocentric presentism (or perspectival realism), in which other people are conscious but their experiences are simply not present.[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you'd like my reply to what they said ask and I'll add it[/spoiler]
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Teacher tells kid he smells like strong weed kid says I farted teacher asked no more questions
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Is London in the UK I live an hour away from London
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"Let's take a shit in the hallway." Happened next morning in the hallway, in front of the library.
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The fact that we have to take a state test and then we take another one so that the teacher can have early results and the two test complietly different state test what is the eqwater teacher test was is the surcumfrence of a source time pi to the 7 power
