Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Teacher-you need to learn this for the future
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In algebra they made us do problems like 10•0 and 10+0.
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Edited by DeadlyBanana007: 7/17/2015 6:27:20 PMSo, 5th grade social studies Studying U.S. history Learning about Indians and stuff There's a picture of the inside of a hut The girl that nobody likes goes: "Where's the TV??" Teacher: "They don't even have electricity yet" Same girl: "why don't they have electricity yet?" http://i.imgur.com/WQaMu0o.gif
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That girls ha e cooties
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Female only automobile maintenance class because they think the girls couldn't handle comments from the guys...
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There was an actual class called Ebonics
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Seventh Grade, we were talking about space and some stupid kid said: "Maybe we are in a giant person's body. Like the planets are his or her's organs." *Face palm*
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This year I got into a car accident and word somehow spread pretty fast. So someone came up to me and ask if I was okay. Then he went and asked if the car was okay and I told him that it was totaled. His response was "I don't want to know the beand of car you idiot. I want to know if the car is still drivable." If my back wasn't -blam!-ed up I would of smacked him so hard.
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A 6th grader forgot how to spell his name.
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Edited by Ugh: 7/17/2015 10:25:19 PMLike. [spoiler]Nuff said[/spoiler]
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"If it isn't rap it's country."
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Edited by Mox: 7/5/2015 10:17:48 PM"Did you know peppers aren't really hot? It's just your brain telling you it -blam!-ing burns."
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[b]ayy lmao[/b]
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"A dove is a bird, right?"
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Me( to a group of my friends): Anyone getting Halo 5? Friend: Whats Halo? Me: Bruh
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Global warming is real and holocaust happened. [spoiler]<3 inb4 love[/spoiler]
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That 9+10=21. Duh, it's 19!
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My early years of public grade school came during the "good ol' days" of mandatory Lord's Prayer recitation and mandatory Bible readings. Heard lots of dumbass stuff during those Bible readings. Taxpayer-funded religious indoctrination ftw!
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Edited by oogekal: 7/14/2015 4:03:33 PMTeacher: "Multiple Athletes throughout history have gone bankrupt." Le Tard: "That's why I don't play sports."
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9th grade history Learning about Martin Luther Teacher: Does anyone know who Martin Luther is? Retarded aids monkey: Isn't his last name King?
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In foods class On egg section Girl skimming over book This book is all about eggs what the hell *slow clap*
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During science class, learning about asexual reproduction: "So it like has sex with itself?"
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Me: do you know who putin is? (Too scary to post): the governor of russia? Me: (picture)
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"Algebra is hard"