Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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"Birmingham is a country in Australia"
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This one girl thought the vietnam war was fought in korea
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Me and my friend were talking about Zelda (don't ask why) and this girl (she's trash) says "no one even watches that show anymore" this is my life
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In class when the intercom comes on "Excuse me but can Jenny Talls please report to the front office? Jenny-Talls" Hilarious
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"Poetry is more important than math and science combined"
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Edited by Wraith Chaser: 7/2/2015 2:35:17 AM"His cum stayed in my ass for three days will I get pregnant?" Oh the same girl also said later "wait, is the word [u]no[/u] two syllables?"
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Edited by M1DN1T3Marauder: 3/15/2015 11:38:48 PMI'm not giving blood, I don't want my blood floating around in some guys boner. [spoiler]no hemo[/spoiler]
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>be in sex-Ed >freshman year >teacher asks for questions >stupid black kid (not saying he's stupid because he's black, just saying he's black so you can imagine his voice) raises his hand >"so, like, uh, *chuckle* if you, um, *looks teacher in the eye* cum down a girls throat, can she like, get pregnant? >wtf.jpg >teacher says no >he's surprised as shit > [url=http://oi61.tinypic.com/qrhohe.jpg]mfw[/url]
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Edited by Centurion: 7/1/2015 3:06:15 PMToyota is a American automobile brand. * Brian you dump ass* If I can only say that 13 years ago in High school.
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teach: "can you show me where on the world map saudi arabia can be found?" student: *looks for 2 painful minutes* "umm right here?" *points at alaska* *entire class is drooling* *i gnaw my arm off in frustration*
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"The Earth is flat." Yes. Another kid actually said that.
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School
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The amount of people saying they'd"cleveland steamer" me. And people saying i have girl eyes
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Edited by STD Carrier Form: 7/1/2015 12:44:25 PMI've never heard anything stupid, but this is some stupid stuff I've seen. Kids would clog the toilet and shit on top of the toilet paper. Then they would pick up the shit with toilet paper and rub it all over the toilet seat. Then they would put a little on the toiler paper roll and put some on the floor. Poor janitor.
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That's all right, I didn't need those brain cells anyway.
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Education actually matters
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Edited by TaterWedge13: 6/29/2015 8:21:37 PMLenny
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You will need this. (Teaches me Charles Dickens)
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Some retard thought Egypt was in Europe
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[i]I like school[/i]
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Whoever revived this, thank you
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Someone on my bus yelling for people to drink his sperm while I am boring holes in his soul thinking, could you shout a little louder, I dont think anyone heard you. Then everyone laughs
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Algebra, that is the most stupid thing o have heard
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Bump? Bump.
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"Is it rhape if a girl likes it?"