{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
1680
What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
-
"Is it rhape if a girl likes it?"
-
85 RepliesTeacher went around asking who's people's religion were as an example for something she was teaching. She got to me and I simply stated "I don't want to offend anyone here but I'm not religious. I'm atheist with a strong believe in the universe that is science." She simply patted my shoulder turned to the class and said "kids this is a prime example of someone who will end up going to hell. May god have mercy on his soul." The ironic thing was, she's a science teacher that teaches earth, space, and biology and she's a hard core Christian? Plus to humiliate a student (me) like that in front of everyone. I'm glad that a few students actually stood up for me. But still its rather disrespectful and dumb to tell a teen that their going to hell just cause their believe is different. She had also told another kid they were going to hell cause they were Buddhist. She's had a bad history of being a terrible bigot and she's not fired?
-
1 ReplyNecroBump
-
2 RepliesSomething with similar grammatical errors found in your post.
-
We were talking about WMDs in Geography (it came up somehow, probably on the Student News), and one kid thought it stood for "World Medical Department". It wasn't that stupid, per say, but it was ironic how far off it was.
-
1 Reply
-
Bump.
-
1 Reply*teacher gives a map of europe to dumb student* Dumb student: how do i hold this? [spoiler]I live in Finland btw[/spoiler]
-
Necrobump
-
Teacher: what is the name of Henry VI's father? Bobby(the dumbass): B..B.Barley? [spoiler]WHO THE -blam!- IS BARLEY LMAO XD[/spoiler]
-
"Energy permeates the entire universe, and entropy, sometimes referred to as chaos, will always increase throughout the universe." "..." "Yes, misc. student?" [i]"But what about the world?"[/i]
-
Bump because why not...
-
A girl asks the teacher out loud "Whats a queef"
-
Teacher: Where did the battle of Saratoga take place? Student: ALASKA!!!!
-
A girl didn't know where Washington D.C is and asked for help i almost gave up on humanity
-
When a kid doesn't know that shrek is an ogre, and didn't know it was all ogre then.
-
Why don't we just nuke ebola like we did China?
-
2 RepliesEdited by Elite-Hunter_17: 4/19/2015 11:47:24 PMTeacher: "Tell me one of the layers of the atmosphere." Student: "....Is it oxygen?" Class reaction: (More of a unison facepalm).
-
My sister heard this from someone in history class in year 7. "Can water be dry?"
-
4 RepliesAustralia isn't a continent[spoiler]YOU IDIOT YOU LIVE HERE[/spoiler]
-
Middle schooler: Thunder plus water equals lightning Me: Do you even brain ( '-')
-
Teacher: "name a continent" Student: "China" Me: ( ͡•_ʖ ͡•)
-
Kinda off the subject and It was my daughters school. Her class broke off into groups to do a short factual video of the planets. Of course I just laughed and laughed as 3rd graders innocently state how big Uranus is, and what it looks like. And of course, being 3rd graders, they mention Uranus in every single different fact. That was the funniest damn thing I'd seen all week.
-
2 RepliesI asked a Teacher which state Washington D.C. Was in. He said, " obviously the same name, Washington state ". I didn't find out until I was 12 and looked at a map, that it wasn't.
-
1 ReplyEdited by ChuffedPotato: 4/27/2015 12:29:09 PMSomeone spilt water in science, so I accidently say "why is this water wet" must have been doing that glue shit
-
3 RepliesEdited by Revixs: 3/21/2015 4:59:50 AM"It's pointless!!!...were all gonna be dead from Ebola in a week!!!" He was banging his head on a wall and he was dead serious.
