Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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In my college health class the professor said she was into "spirituality". And one day she said that you change the negativity in your electrons through positive thinking. Me and a couple other people gave a look of "do you even science?". [spoiler]she's also the department chair[/spoiler]
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When I was about 16-17 some girl in my Sunday school class asked if anyone in the class was Jewish.
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The retarded kids that snorted smarties
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"Wait, earth is a planet?!?!" A girl in my eighth grade science class was floored by this piece of knowledge.
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Twin says to the other twin: " your ugly " ( they're identical twins )
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A girl in 8th grade science asked, "Can you microwave water and eggs and make bread?" The teacher just gave her a blank stare, and said, "I don't know, try it out and let me know how it goes". We were laughing so hard, and she was just confused
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I used to live in the dessert tundra of colorado where a guy thought I was srs that gators live in the lake nearby.
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Whens easter sunday? Is it saturday or friday
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Women's rights
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Where's china? Like wtf. Also isn't Australia a state?
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6th grade a girl asked how to turn off capslock. *faceworld*
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9th grade Econ, we get off topic because it was an US Presidential election year and we were discussing the results. Girl raises her hand. Teacher acknowledged her. She asks, "how come nobody in Canada voted for President?"
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Asian approved!! 7th grade, we were making commercials
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"My birthday is on the day I was born." Seriously.., This was in 6th grade. The kid is in Developmental Reading.
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Me to another student "You don't spell jet with a G" (In 6th grade)
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Was in my Geometry class in Freshmen year of HS and some girl asks the teacher where the origin is on a graph, and if its always there
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In my biology class some girl tells the teacher that Fish don't need oxygen
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Parachutes make you go up right?
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You're going to need to learn cursive for when your older. [spoiler]only needed to know my name[/spoiler]
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Some girl asked if a horse was a mammal
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"This will be used in real life"
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This year, my freshman year, girl asks teacher if you took fish eggs and human semen and tried to fertilize the eggs will you get mermaids?! *facedesk*
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Well we heard rubbing so does this count? The girl next to me was trying to play footsie with our history teacher but he then called her out for it xD
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Our History Teacher asked us what connected THE Country In 1869, and this kid said NAFTA
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"Do we need to know this for a test?" (Idiot from the top of the schools 'hierarchy') "Well if we are taking notes on it then what do you think?" (Me)
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"Hey do your work"