Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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"Hey do your work"
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Girls fighting over dudes
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You need to know how to write cursive
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it's imperative you learn to write in cursive.
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This year, my freshman year, girl asks teacher if you took fish eggs and human semen and tried to fertilize the eggs will you get mermaids?! *facedesk*
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Asian kid walks into class people ask where he moved from (new student) stupid jock says Asians live in Canada?
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Teacher told me it took millions of years for light to travel from the sun to earth. Them gave me detention and a punishment exercise when I argued about it =.=
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Bump to bring back
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Edited by Batman: 4/15/2015 11:27:14 PMI ask a kid who sits next to me: How many planets are there in the solar system? His response: I dunno, I'm not a nerd. My friend was doing a project about Bill Gates and some girl was like: Bill Gates the football player?
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Me saying stupid shit while in school[spoiler]*kid throws grass at another kid me: you must like that weed so much. You must like it even more when it's burning.[/spoiler]
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Canada invented the English language! [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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Girl saying she fell asleep at 2 and woke up at 7 she had to count how many hours with her fingers me:facepalms
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A kindergartener said he was the smartest person in the world, even though he got what 2 + 2 is wrong
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People moaning WHAT THE -blam!-.
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"In halo 3, chief took out his reactor..." We were talking about iron man..
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In seventh grade my friend was convinced giraffes were extinct. Another time my other friend asked " what would you do if one of us was a cannibal?" My friend responded by saying " I would ride him out of this school and go eat all the bananas
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"Why isn't there a grade on the attendance part of my report card? Shouldn't I have an A?" No joke
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A kid in my study hall said that the vagina was in the belly button.
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Edited by arbiter 14567: 3/10/2015 3:02:34 PMSo I'm in math in 9th grade and my whole class is in Algebra 1 and I'm in algebra 2 so I'm kind of a genius and I go around checking everyone's work and my teacher ( like most teachers) doesn't know much about math but as I go around class I get to the teaches daughter and I watch her work out the problem and i just face palm then I raise my hand and say excuse me but Summer (that's her name) just got -0 for her answer. And the whole class burst out laughing and so did the teacher. Lol stupid people are not smart.
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Any history lesson ever told
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Flipped off a teacher and was given a ticket by the SRO citing it as a terrorist act.
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Girl in science class said isn't China in Japan
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"Did you know that if you look at the teacher and listen, the test is a lot easier!"
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In 6th grade about 5 of my friends and I sat at the same table. 5 of us ( Including me) convinced the other kid that it was free cookie day in the cafeteria. No joke, he went up there and grabbed like 5 cookies. And he was never caught for it.