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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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1 ReplyIn 6th grade about 5 of my friends and I sat at the same table. 5 of us ( Including me) convinced the other kid that it was free cookie day in the cafeteria. No joke, he went up there and grabbed like 5 cookies. And he was never caught for it.
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1 ReplyNords dont exist
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3 RepliesMy teacher once said that weed kills more people than alcohol XD what an idiot...
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There's this blonde in my honors classes, she's the LA teachers daughter and everyone obeys the LA teacher, so she gets everything, and in class she sits there with a stupid smirk on her face... She once said that some dogs are cats and cats come from birds... The science teacher told her right and he was really nice about but we all laughed!
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2 RepliesTeacher- when was the war of 1812? Girl in class- I don't know
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1 ReplyTeacher: What is the most abundant thing on the surface of the Earth? [spoiler]It is nitrogen[/spoiler] Student: DIRT!!!
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53 RepliesThat god exists
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6 RepliesEdited by Numero Uno: 3/10/2015 4:19:19 PMClass Idiot: "An IQ of 9 is great right, it goes from 1 to 10 so I'm pretty smart." Teacher: "Class this is what happens to you when your parents 'accidently' drop you on your head." Class Idiot: "It made me smarter! So ha!" No -blam!-in lie, guy was dumb as a rock.
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1 ReplyEdited by The Finn: 4/12/2015 10:25:34 PM"Where's China? Tell me where China is, I think it's this one" *points to Brazil*...
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One of my teachers said George Washington abolished slavery. I somewhat forgive her though, as it was English class.
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2 RepliesThey used to use moats around castles to people out. Why? Because people didn't know how to swim back then. This acually happened to me in 8th grade
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3 Replies9+10[spoiler]=21[/spoiler]
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'You'll need this later in life.'
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6 RepliesEdited by ImpurestMedal66: 2/1/2015 11:33:36 AMI heard that some guy was in social studies learning about religion (just finished The Jewish religion) and the teacher asks the class a question,"who led the Exodus," and the guy raises his hand and says Hitler Edit: he was fairly stupid too
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2 Replies"I'm a virgin because I got baptized the day after I had sex so I was cleaned if my sins"
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Some kid asked his friend "want to see my pubes?"
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4 Replies"If humans were evolved from monkeys. why are there still monkeys?" --My mutha-blam!-ing 8th grade [i]science teacher[/i] and no she wasn't being ironic.
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12 RepliesThe earth is round
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"Is this how you spell jet" (he spelled it get)
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1 ReplyEdited by BoneMonkey115: 2/13/2015 1:54:12 PM"Why did the nazís attack Europe first if Germany is in Africa?"
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4 RepliesMy friend tied to have sex with a girl in class and the teacher got onto him and knew what he tried to do but when he was sent to the principals office he said he was gonna use protection
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Most stupid thing I ever heard is when a girl said that when a guy hits you it means he cares.
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1 Reply"You never kissed your dad in the lips"
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1 ReplyI convinced a girl that asia was a town
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3 Replies"What's Obama's last name? OH! Barack!" Same girl, "So there are cameras in the school? So does that mean that there are cameras in America?"
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5 RepliesEdited by Cappy kill: 1/3/2015 5:53:55 AMIn 6th grade rumors spread that i was jewish so people called me jewboy and jew and other "funny" stuff a kid i hated said [u]"My romodel is hitler"[/u] so i said: oh so your going to commit suicide?[spoiler]facepalm[/spoiler]
