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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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5 RepliesEdited by Cappy kill: 1/3/2015 5:53:55 AMIn 6th grade rumors spread that i was jewish so people called me jewboy and jew and other "funny" stuff a kid i hated said [u]"My romodel is hitler"[/u] so i said: oh so your going to commit suicide?[spoiler]facepalm[/spoiler]
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2 Replies3 days ago I was in the library with some classmates, and we were pulling out books for a president project we have to do. One girl didn't know where her book went, and I told her that the presidents were organized in chronological order. She turns and looks at me and asks, "What does that mean?"
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"You don't go on a date with someone you hardly know" My ex best friend
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5 RepliesIt's alright to come in me, I'm on birth control [spoiler]It's a trap![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEbolaids :/
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The Sun and the moon at the same
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4 Replies1) some guy just said to everyone at lunch "I need to start eating healthy. Cue face palm 2) my sister and my best friend had sex In the bathroom stall. And my best friend didn't know that they bleed on their first time so he freaked out when it happened and a teacher walked in. Derp
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"How do you get a tea spoon of black hole?"
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"...your mom."
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Kid no like bees
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"You'll need this later in life"
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30 RepliesEdited by KittehnStew: 12/27/2014 8:04:33 PMTeacher: Australia Is six hours ahead of us Student: but if they are six hours ahead of us why didn't they warn us about 9/11 This is a true and sad story.
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1 ReplyWait, so beef jurkey is dried cherries? That was her actual question.
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23 Replies"there are no benefits to playing video games"
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Were does the white go when the snow melts
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"What you do here matters."
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A year ago, talking about pocahontas on history class. The teacher asks us to find a picture of pocahontas. Some girl pulled out a photo of Disney Pocahontas. [spoiler]I lost it[/spoiler]
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Edited by Its Washable: 4/12/2015 10:29:34 PM.༼ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽ {. •. } {. } {. } \____________/ Lenny the hut
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4 RepliesEdited by Its Washable: 12/31/2014 1:37:52 AM"I cant believe the beetles copied one direction on that album cover!" No joke, she said that, she had no idea who the beetles were... -__- [spoiler]. ༼ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽ {. •. } {. } {. } \____________/ Lenny the hut[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLast Monday, my mom came to school to help out at a snack table (and no, she isn't humiliating). While she was running it, these two girls (one of which I knew) sat down at a table in the cafeteria near the snack table. The two girls got on the topic of music (these girls are massive One Direction fans). Eventually, they start talking about American Idiot by Green Day. "Yeah, this song has a lot of language in it. It's kind of bad" the one I knew said. My mom overheard the conversation and the two girls looked at my mom like a cow looks at an oncoming train. "You're not gonna tell out parents, are you?" The other girl asked. "No, sweetie. You do realize that I listened to Green Day when I was a teenager, right?" she said, knowing what the girls would say after this. "Wait, so Green Day is like, old?"
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You'll need this in college.
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2 RepliesBomb threats. No bombs.
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Shrek is drek
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2 Replies6th grade a girl asked how to turn off capslock. *faceworld*
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4 RepliesEdited by Ikrandas: 3/26/2015 9:59:21 PMMy health teacher thought deoxygenated blood was blue.... So I proved her wrong. Those were fun times. Lol. This was in the 8th grade btw.
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1 Reply8 grade Kid says hes the smartest and knows everything I spend 15 minutes explaining lesson to him Still doesnt get it
