Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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8 grade Kid says hes the smartest and knows everything I spend 15 minutes explaining lesson to him Still doesnt get it
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Worst thing I heard: "A dictatorship is better than any form of civilization ever. It's promotes civil rights, and you just get shit done." after that day, I lost hope in my history class.
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Edited by Werty: 2/13/2015 2:27:57 AMMt 3rd grade teacher said the earth was an oval shape.
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Someone said Thor's hammer is made [b]of[/b] falling stars and that's why it's so heavy[spoiler]its actually forged in a dyeing star and it's crazy freakin enchanted[/spoiler]
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A girl during my freshman year thought that Mongolia was a part of Russia. And she mistook the Australian flag for the UK.
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This chick in my grade. She is the oldest and should actually be in grade 11(were in 10 right now). Any way the teacher had the map open and told her to find Washington D.C. She points to Washington. She quickly recovers and points to the big star that shows D.C. Then the teacher asked if she could find Wisconsin. She slid her finger beside Wisconsin, below Wisconsin,Through Wisconsin and still couldn't find it.
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Whenever I hear kids talking about call of duty I just get up and leave.
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My friends girlfriend said a couple things, here they are: "How do you turn 4/8 into 1/2?" "I'm gonna graduate in the year 2018!" (She wouldn't even be in college in 2018, and I doubt she will be skipping grades)
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"What's Obama's last name?" "OH! Barack!"
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Finally you fixed the title
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Don't know if I posted this already: World Religions presenter: "Would you kill your family if you heard 'God' telling you to do so?" Catholic student: "Yes." While we were discussing a woman who murdered her children after claiming to have heard the voice of God demanding it be done. She was later diagnosed with schizophrenia.
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I didn't hear it myself, but apparently while an acquaintance of mine was rushing a sorority, someone said they had two sisters, aged 8 and 9, and another girl asked if they were twins.
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My teacher was teaching math and she was like you can flip the sign(addition or subtraction) n i was like i can flip the bird in class
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I never understood that [i]Johnny Deeper[/i] joke.
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The 3 dumbest things I've heard: 1.Buffalo sauce comes from BUFFALOS TF😪 2.Buffalo Wings come from wings of a Buffalo TF AGAIN😂 3.If your one of your parents are black and the other is white your come out GRAY...ahem again...TF😭
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Some kid thought that the UK was eroupe
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A girl in my world history class asked: "Was Hitler born in Texas?"
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Lets Pray for her
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"And this year, you're going to learn something!"
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College English professor was talking about sailor story from book, he said that they still used wooden ships in WW2 ( war when aircraft carriers were first used). But I let it slide [spoiler]because he was an ENGLISH teacher[/spoiler]
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Hey. What? Whats nine plus ten? Twenty one. (Other kid starts laughing) facepalm
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One time a girl in my science class asked if you could drink too much water. I call out from my desk in the back, " Yeah, it's called drowning"
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Still in high school but had a senior point to new Zealand and say that it was part of Hawaii. Not sure I've ever laughed that hard in my life. He was super serious about it too. He's now a major pot head
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Ugh! Heterosexuals are so gay!
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Most stupid thing? A white person say nîgga. I almost lost it.