Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Most stupid thing? A white person say nîgga. I almost lost it.
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"Drugs are bad mmkay"
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Edited by LilTuggle: 2/11/2015 9:02:47 PMNo joke. These 2 girls said this Teacher: so, why are their days and nights Student's: because we revolve around the moon. Now this is a question asked in anatomy. This is an AP level class. Student: do dogs have brains? Or this one: "Happy 2015 birthday earth" Holy hell the stupidity is real
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Talking about why some countries are over populated " because there's too many mens and too sex '
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What's a Panama?
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Me and my gf in middle school My gf How do you just walk around with a boner in your pants every day? Me What? Her Yeah it's really long Me It's so tiny Her WHAT?!?! Me It goes flaccid babe and it shrinks down to like 2 inches Her I don't believe you Me YOU THINK GUYS JUST WALK AROUND EITH 7 INCH WANGS PRESSED AGAINST THEYRE LEG ALL DAY?!?!?
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A girl said " can Niagra falls fill up with water?"
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That the earth is round..
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Whenever a social science teacher mispronounces words, particularly Hiroshima, it's 'Hee-ro-shee-mah' not 'Hur-oh-shi-ma' Like holy f[i]u[/i]ck teach... Go back to school
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That my son was a troublemaker
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on mathc class. you will sue this on your daily life
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"FEMA camps are just concentration camps that kill Christians"..
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My friend Joel's name
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When the teacher is explaining and one guy says "what do we do??"
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English teacher is absent
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Major pot head kept trying to convince me that weed cures cancer.
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Even better. [spoiler]-le me reading halo book in back yard. -Que: druggie white family daughter, "mama, buffalo wings come from buffaloes" mother: "stupid twa t they come from chicken, that's why they wings". *half hr debate ensues* [/spoiler]
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We're not having a conversation, we're talking about our school work.
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Not in school but someone tried to tell me that the earth was flat and the sky has an impenetrable ceiling.
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A kid asked if a Chinese guy spit on your food and you ate it would your sperm have a chance to produce a Chinese child
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"All people should be treated equally"
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"Mars is supposed to be as big as the moon this weekend."
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Edited by Progo: 3/10/2015 4:10:30 PMOne of the janitors was going on and on about galactic seeding and the Illuminati, does that count?
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*teacher talking about life after he is done teaching* Me: "So Mr. Teacher, what do you want to do when you retire from teaching?" Girl in class: "Die" Whole class: wtf
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Sex ed class Grade 8 Approximately 13:00 hours Commander retard: "if I get crabs I'll just spray pesticide on my dick." Proceed to laugh at commander retard