Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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"You need to know about US history" or Or OR [b]OR[/b] we could learn about other countries you bumbling twats.
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More of a stupid event rather than thing I heard. >difficult math test >announcement "this is a lockdown" >half the class spent sitting in a dark corner >announcement "great job with the drill" >thinking "ARE YOU KIDDING ME, I HAVE A TEST AND YOU GET ME TO SPEND HALF THE CLASS SITTING IN A DARK CORNER FOR A DRILL?!?! "
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"DerOssi1991 is not the best in Battlfield!" "What???" Battlefield4 Montagen: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkdJ5ScewO-CL-2nwC9l4d0QwC0w6Szss
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Okay, so in History we were discussing old lessons (they were old) and I was sitting at my desk. We were role playing as a congress and were making speeches depending on our character. So one of the troubled kids goes up to the front, says his speech. Our teacher Mr. Burklund hates mistakes and chews him out on his speech in why he wants to join the British etc... So he ask everyone to say what they think and someone then proceeds to scream, "By the agreement of my Benjamin's, we, as a congress have agreed to....STEEOOONE HIM!" He was suspended for 3 days in the office, before Mr. Burklund escorted him out he looked at me and whispered, "Worth it!"
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Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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Teacher: "could you please answer the phone for me?" Student: answers phone "what!?!" Hangs up without waiting for a response. Everyone else: dies of laughter [spoiler]true story from fifth grade[/spoiler]
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Had to be from my religion class teacher said hitler didn't deserve to die wtf
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When does the 25 Days of Christmas start?
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"The sun is not a star, it's the sun"
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"How do you spell 'us'?"
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Girl in class: "Wait, New England isn't a continent?"
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Probably the stupidest thing I ever heard. Even out of school: "The bae"
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Well it's not just one sentence but as a prank some of my friends and I convinced this one girl that the moon wasn't real. She believed it for two month until she finally asked a teacher. Then we convinced her squirrel aids is a real disease.
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Wheres russia?
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Pop music
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But what do the Germans have to do with WWII?
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"You use hot water to burn the germs!" >:( Faith in humanity lost.
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Girl : will you go out with me Mate : get lost you stink bomb
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Mine was the first time I heard my religious education teacher speak. After that first class I had my very own desk, out in the hall ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Therse a ghost in the basement
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My friend and I were eating lunch: Friend: *says something sarcastic about some kid passing by* Kid: "Ya know, when my dad gets outta prison he's gonna beat you up!" Friend and I: *start cracking up and laughing in hilarity for the next 5 minutes*
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That ghost had better graphics than bf4
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"Jaden Smith is like the smartest person ever." Some girl in my chemistry class. -_-
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Everything your learning will be used in life
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I had someone ask me is India was a state. Life is good.