Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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I had someone ask me is India was a state. Life is good.
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"You will need Trigonometry when you grow up."
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Some crazy girl in my class always talks about how evil capitalism is and how socialism is way better
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Go to the principals office
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God exists
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"The sniffer dogs will NEVER find this..." Yeah, good luck with that.
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Popular girls, "I'm going to a fancy college like Harvard, my mom told me so since she is a doctor. I correct her on saying it depends on your career in which you want to go to college for. "No your wrong! Your calling my mom a dumb bitch! You don't even know slut, I have all b's so I'm going to Harvard
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Edited by ViperVenom1224: 3/26/2015 9:57:14 PMThis guy in my history class yelled republicans are evil, then the teacher tried to get him to elaborate, but he had nothing to back it up
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We where picking numbers for a groups and this girl says binder a ╥﹏╥
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Teacher: "Turn in your test on my desk when youre finished" Kid in class: *finishes test" "where do we turn it in?"- We all have this kind of person in a class
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"Aren't illegal immigrants just mexicans?"
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Some girl tried to tell me that people in america, Britain, and Australia all spoke different languages. She said Americans spoke English, British people spoke British and Australian people spoke Australian.
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Dated a girl for a short time that thought when performing oral you literally had to suck the sperm out. Like my dick was a straw and my balls were tiny little cups
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"Is Barcelona a fish?"
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Some sophomore girl said "Chipotle and Starbucks for life" made me want to back hand her.
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The government is looking out for you.
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"This is important" -_- Ayy lmao
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Ayyy my friend likes you NO STUPID BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE
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When a teacher in a cooking class asked one of my classmates to get her a tablespoon of water, he asked if she wanted it heaped or level.
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Edited by KBR DeathsRadio: 1/24/2015 4:36:47 AM
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Is health class: Teacher: "What do you get when you hurt someone while driving under the influence when under 21" This dumb bitch in the back of the class: "A speeding ticket"
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"Is Alaska a country or a city?"
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My friend yells "Shoot" in class like a girl moaning and it's too funny
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"Bout a week ago"
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"I'm gonna say I got -blam!- by a cousin in my college essay so they feel bad for me"- Girls in my trig class
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Edited by Hydrus: 1/24/2015 3:36:39 AMOne of my friends said Freddy fazbear pizzeria is real, and I kept saying it's not and it's fake but he kept yelling out NO ITS REAL ITS IN UTAH!!! Freddy fazbear pizzeria is from, Five nights at Freddy's. It's truly fake