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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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5 Replies"Japan didn't deserve to get bombed by America in World War 2". Yeah, I was in a Japanese class chock full of weabs for 2 years.
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I had someone chime "what's snow made of?" I think we all died a little after hearing that.
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"Emotions come from the heart".
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One time this kid stood up, turned around, and punched the kid right behind him and left the classroom. He didn't say anything but I felt like putting this out there
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That teachers don't take advantage of their students
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I was told by someone "your my bae" but the thing i never talked to her because men dont say that[spoiler]and now i know what it means[/spoiler]
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"If we can't dress up what's the point of coming to school" -stupid sophomore girl
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1 Replyim on ifunny most of times and sometimes i see mlp fandom posts. one of them was this (paraphrasing): "mlp is so amazing, i dont know why you guys dont like it because this show has so many adult concepts than any other adult show." after reading that i wanted to throw up but wait there is more... i saw a feminist post a gif where this whote girl who was bald with black lips and glasses and says. "die cis scum" then proceeds to pull off the most horrible smile
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When.... Uhhhh uhhhhh.
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Someone argued with me that the U.S. and North Amercia were the same exact thing. He was an exchange student...
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Edited by Anish: 1/16/2015 9:55:16 PMSome kid in my class shouts out #Yolo SWING What a retard '-'
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"What? No, America never fought in WW1!" *face palms*
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Another good one is this girl is wearing white pants my friends walking down the hall and suddenly the girls pants turn red she runs to the restroom crying while my friend sits there laughing in I'm like dang your a jerk
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1 ReplyYou CAN get pregnant by swallowing semen I'm serious!
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3 RepliesOnce in primary school, the teacher told us to type in blue tits and green tits as separate search results on the Internet and a boy said "why don't we just type in tits?" Ayy lmao.
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Does crash-protection matter if it is a Subaru?
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1 ReplyI deserve a box
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2 RepliesSo on monday my American history teacher said this: "Hitler had too much going on up there for anything down there". A 10th grade American history teacher. He then went on to say that should be a shirt.
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5 RepliesEdited by Lord Huron: 1/15/2015 5:39:18 AMMy history teacher explained to the class that cinco de mayo isn't really celebrated in mexico because everyone already knows that they're all mexicans. wtf is the 4th of july in the US then? girl in 6th grade. "mr E. how cold was the ice age? and my favorite, "dude did you know eating rose flower petals makes your sh*t purple?" Edit: "Jessica felt like a snack. so she bought 58 sacks of cheetos. each sack contained 6 bags of cheetos. half of the bags were low fat. one quarter were no fate and the rest were regular fat. each bag contained 78 cheetos. she took a ride to the store to buy them which took 5 trips. how many cheetos did she buy?" WHO THE HECK MAKES THOSE WORD PROBLEMS
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"Alright guys let's count to the letter 3" 7th grade girl
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My teacher told us she was hungover.
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"Fire is alive because it needs oxygen." -_- [spoiler]You still alive Eli? [/spoiler]
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Covalent bonds make things float - biology teacher
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9 RepliesSome girl didn't know that sex leads to pregnancy. She found out by getting pregnant. Oh that was a fun year
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1 ReplyA few days ago a girl leaned over to me and asked "Biology is science, right?" I was just like "..... Yes.."
