Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Rumors of Marty coming back WHICH I AM
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Stupid kid trades 5 dollars for a penny. Just because if was new and shiny.
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Ok class open your books to page 32. Jeez wat an idiot
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>be in Government 2nd period >sit next to a complete idiot >deal with his retarded answers every day >he's always wrong >even the teacher treats him like he's stupid >2nd week of the beginning of the year, teacher asks some obvious questions to see what we know. >"From what country did America win their independence from?" >kid immediately yells "France" to try and beat everyone to it, so he could be the first to answer and rub it in our faces >everyone just sits there, staring at him >teacher doesn't even respond >literally sits there, blinking >stands up, then proceeds to mock the kid for the rest of the period >Mfw we're Seniors in Highschool and this kid doesn't even know who we won our independence from. ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
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The word "stupidest"
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Walked past a special school where they were all shouting 19! 19! 19! Looked through a hole in the fence and someone poked me in the eye with a sharp stick. Next thing they all started shouting 20! 20! 20! -blam!-ing little window lickers.....
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I hate it when people call me a dumb blonde, it gets on my pet peeves.
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Girls pee out of their butts
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If you stuck your finger in some water would it be wet grade 7
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In school we were asked to write a paper about a future technology most people wrote crap like powdered water just add water. I wrote one on early conception tests to determine how a baby would be within the first week of conception. It caused a huge controversy that even the teacher got involved. The test was 99% accurate and it told gender hair eyes and if there are and abnormal cells. The idea was that adults and kids with abnormalities cause stress on the people that take care of them. So instead of people blindly going into birth they would know what they have so early on that they could not worry about the social issues in abortion it would only be cells still. Almost every guy and teacher agreed it would be a chance for the world to change greatly. But all the girls in school almost all said it is wrong it is a baby still. Even the special education teacher agreed with my paper. Shows how much people can change over time. Most of the girls that opposed now would welcome the idea.
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I had a classmate asked me how to spell fish... and if there was an 'e' in it...
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OP IS A FGT
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Teacher: Where is Singapore? Student: It's somewhere in Europe isn't it? Sadly the teacher went on a rant and told the kid that he would amount to nothing in life and work at McDonalds. Not lying, she was a crazy b1tch.
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Everything Jayden Smith every tweeted
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I love DeeJ
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"See that mountain? You can go there."
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Q: "which state has more water around it? Georgia or Hawaii?" A: "it's Georgia."
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A dude thought Sweden and Switzerland where the same place
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"Aliens don't exist" IMO this is very stupid; not the stupidest thing I've heard, but it's stupind nonetheless.
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Girl: "We should make cars out of water" I felt stupid for a few seconds after listening to her say that.
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"The Earth isn't flat.... maps lied to me!"
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In Econ we were talking about the supply and demand of fire wood during the summer and this girl stands up and ask "Are we talking about Alaska and Canada? because it's still snowing during the summer there"
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Teacher: what was the wall that divided East and West Germany? My friend who is super good at history : The Belgian Wall? Me(in my thoughts): I'm going to tease you forever about this m8 >:)
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"America is my favourite planet" no kidding
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A girl in my chemistry class asked if the ocean was salty because of whale sperm
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"Destiny best game ever!"-September 10th 2014 [spoiler]Im surrounded by stupid[/spoiler]