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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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27 RepliesEdited by Doctor Novak: 12/22/2014 3:14:55 AMTheres one girl who is the stereotypical dumb blonde but worse. She forgot how to spell her name. He asked what goo-ard is. She was reading the word guard. She thought Canada was a state. She walked into math thinking it was history. She thought WW2 was the civil war. She said to stop killing animals for food and buy it at Safeway. Not joking. Thought that pork was a plant. Shes somehow in the same grade as me (Junior) Still somehow has good grades.
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1 ReplyGf: "I have to put your dick in my mouth to suck it?" Me: No imma just go
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1 ReplyWhat's 9+10? Twenni wan!!
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8 RepliesIn 8th grade a chick in science asked,"Is the sun a star?"
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8 RepliesEdited by fangfireskull: 12/22/2014 7:13:34 PMTeacher: "what color was George Washington's white horse?" Student: "brown" True story
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5 Replies"Why does mercury taste so good?"
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Edited by Shukawuka: 12/29/2014 10:29:07 PM"Ok class, today we're going to learn trigonometry"... No we're not! [spoiler]Two years later: Girl 1:"I value my virginity" Girl 2:"Weren't you pregnant that one time?" Girl 1:"Yeah, so what?" Me:"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesTook 20 minutes to convince a girl that "Dogs have skin.... That they aren't just hair....
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2 RepliesSemi-retarded, rich kid in grade 9: "Obsidian's not real, it only exists in Minecraft" "Plasma isn't a state of matter. It's what alien guns fire"
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7 RepliesEdited by NothingGoodbye: 4/3/2022 6:21:54 AMdelete
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1 Reply"Does methane have meth in it?" Me: "If your talking about the word then yeah. If your talking about substances then... Uh... you're stupid..."
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1 Reply"Christopher Columbus was the first person to sail on a boat right?"
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Anything at UC Berkeley
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2 RepliesSome dumb chick in grade 8 did a science experiment on which celebrities are the most attractive. All she did was ask her friends and parents to rate each celebrities hotness on a scale of 1-10. Me and my friend were cracking up so hard when she was presenting it. Btw, she got a B+
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8 Replies"If semen has glucose in it why does it taste salty?" -random girl in bio class
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7 Replies7th grade, Girl in my class "Why didn't Paul Revere just text everyone that the British where coming?" Teacher "Because they didn't have technology like that back in the 1700s" Girl in my class "Well I'm never moving to 1700 "
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1 Reply"Can you get pregnant from a blowjob?" 8th grade
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1 ReplyI've heard "Does cum have calories"
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1 ReplyEdited by kkbubble: 12/25/2014 5:36:50 AMAll the girls in my grade are retarded, here are some nice quotes! "Wait, so a nuclear bomb would destroy the whole school?" "Why don't we build an island in the ocean where a king will rule [i]all[/i] of earth?" "Why was hitler so mean?" "I don't understand, why do people fight for money?" Edit: this was near the end of 8th grade The list goes on...
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"I'm not voting for Obama next term"
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1 ReplyYour stupid ... No I'm not.... What's 9+10... 21!
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1 ReplyHey boby whats the color of that blue truck
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3 RepliesSex ed teacher: how do you not get a girl pregnant Kid:anal More funny than stupid this was in grade 8
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Everything that came out of my english teacher's mouth seriously tho, she said things like "most bestest" how are we to learn if we're being taught by retards?
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3 RepliesEdited by Piickleboyy: 12/19/2014 8:44:18 PM"Wait, Yemen is a real place I thought it was only a black ops 2 map"
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1 ReplyDestiny will be a "game changer" over the next 10 years.
