Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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I would have made her day HELL MUAHAHAHA
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Edited by Ushan: 12/27/2014 4:29:37 PM"The Russian Socialist Revolution..." Communism=/=Socialism And I could go on about how Russia never actually had real communism, but I can't be bothered.
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Someone asked if you can physically see the height of a tree...
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Grade 10 homeroom. Two twins in my grade, some of the hottest pieces of ass available. I'm not really paying attention, but somebody mentioned something about their dog. "What's a dog?" Thank god I never talked to them anyways.
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"What happens at the end of the earth" Quote from a 10th grade high school girl
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"How do you spell literacy?"
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Sophomore year and I kid you not, a girl in my class said that Jupiter was a star.
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We were taking heat transference for mechanical engineering when all of sudden this guy turns to me and asks me "what Newton's law was about matter conservation?" I cried. Sorry, english isn't even my second language.
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Public Education
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"This will be important in the future"
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Edited by xblbw: 12/22/2014 3:26:14 AMWhen I was taking Maths 171(Calculus) in university we were theoretically learning to solve integrals using the substitution method. The lecturer taught us to use the "Guess Method". Whereby you "guess" the answer. Helps if you're a mathematician who has been teaching the same questions for 20 years. ([i]dickhead[/i])
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I asked se girl what 5+5 equals. She said 12.
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"How do I spell : 'us' ?" This was freshman year
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For real: "Abe Lincoln was the first President"
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Kid in my class is taught a lesson very slowly... It's a concept easy to grasp but every time he responds... (in a squeaker voice) I AM REALLLY CONFUSED and makes her reteach the whole lesson again
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I had a student in 8th grade tell me that if we wanted to study the sun we should just go at night because it wouldn't be very hot then.
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Ayyyy 1,000+ congrats!
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Some girl asked this when i was a sophomore in high school... im a senior now. She asked why isn't the universe filled with air if there is air on earth. Almost jumped out a window...
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Well it happen one of my class mates masterbated in class while a girl was picking her zits it went around my school in mins Nasty
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You will use this. It's important. I still use it. -yea that's because you have to teach it every year
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Edited by skittlez86: 12/26/2014 5:22:26 AMskittlez put your pants back on...
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Edited by jasperbarg: 12/26/2014 12:30:22 AMI have this girl in class that sits [i]semi[/i] next to me (there's an empty space between the tables) and every lesson she starts talking with her friend while the teacher is explaining difficult stuff. Right after the teacher is done explaining she raises her hand and claims not to understand it.(cause she didn't pay attention) as soon as he tries to explain it to her she turnz back around and starts chatting with her friend again. Just repeat that for the whole hour (somthimes 2). 5 vwo (grammar school)
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We were doing a geography bee and the question was what country was the Mississippi River in and a girl said South America....bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh. Bruh
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"Ayy lmao"
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My friend told me that China is next to Hawaii
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Santa doesn't exist.