Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Go to class
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"Mommy says that I can only have weed at home" Walking home, taking the scenic route through the woods.
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"How do I use Google?" My friends... [spoiler]can be really dumb sometimes...[/spoiler]
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*After my teacher finishes the lesson on balancing chemical equations while these kids beside me are talking about random shit* "Sir i dont know what the hell we are doing." *5 minutes pass* Me: "Sir i need a bit of help with this question i dont understand if i bala-" *interrupted by random* Random:"Mr [partial name redaction]Swag can i take a pic of you for instagram?" Teacher:"WHAT NO. SIT BACK DOWN" kid:"Why not sir" teacher:"Cause its illegal, i dont want to be associated with whatever you have on your instagram" Kid:I dont have anything bad there sir" *3 days later* Kid talking again to randoms Kid:Hey you guys see the selfie (girl who asked for instapic) took? look at dat ass! teacher just stares in disbelief, places head in hands, leaves room for 3 minutes cause he needs more textbooks for the class....
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Freshmen year of high school: "Is the Pope the dictator of the world?"
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Well, i did hear that 9+10=19. Smh
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They would take my blood once because I had scars that were completely healed up. That bitch did even bother to look
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Wait? Pot is a plant! Why didnt anyone tell me i can smoke plants. I was talking to a friend and he pointed out i was doing 45 mph in a 40 area. The girl in the back seat asked what mph meant. She has been driving for 5 years and never knew what miles per hour meant . In health class. Can birds get stds. Will i get an std from my dog. 9+10=21 you stupid. Yolo Swag Bruh Ebola How do blankets work? How is snow made? Are dogs born like people? Wait the green hat kid isnt named zelda. Then who is the chick her name is hyrule right. Yea i go to school with a lot of idiots
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7th grade "Is Italy apart of America?"
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Someone believed wireless internetvwas better than wired. Or that someone thought they had 1 tb of ram in thier computer
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Teacher: "Let's clean this room so the cleaners don't have to".
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Edited by Snoono: 12/19/2014 4:12:08 PMI heard about two weeks ago if hitler won WWII.
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Teacher " Okay class line up" class ( lines up) Teacher " who the hell told you kids to stand up"
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Don't worry, I knew people who think that Scotland is a famous English Village, Middle Earth is a Pacific Country, and don't know the definition of define but did know the definition of definition and what 69 was in year 6.
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"Why dont people that live on the side of the earth fall off into space?" "What do you mean?" *Draws a doodle of earth with a stickman on top and a stickman on the side* "Why doesnt this one fall into space?" "Well... Because gravity" "Ohhh" (10th grade science class) Not sure how that one remembers to breathe.
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My friend asked me if manatees were real b or if they were just a pokemon
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Teacher: "Whats the greatest invention in the past 200 years?" Girl: "Boats"
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Evolution isn't real
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"Stupidest"
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Someone thought asthma was a country....
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"The earth is bigger than the sun" - My Senior Kindergarten teacher I was so confused when she said that, because even then I knew that the sun was bigger.
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Edited by Voxinium: 12/18/2014 3:54:30 PMI remember hearing an 8th grader ask one of her friends what the capital of Canada was, like she was quizzing her friend, and her friend, believe it or not, seriously couldn't answer it. The school is in Ottawa. She didn't even know the city we lived in was the capital of Canada. I lost many brain cells that day. Another incident is where a teacher was talking about what was happening in Ferguson. She said "Why didn't the cop shoot Michael Brown in the legs?"
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"Shut the -blam!- up gay -blam!-er I -blam!-ed your mom last night" Me: "You -blam!-ed my mom? You're weird and messed up..."
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Edited by Spookofdaskelton: 12/13/2014 11:01:48 AMTeacher: "What is the Capital of our State?" Student: "Berlin" Im living in Mecklenburg. That dude was in the 6th class and didn't even know where he was living ....
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You can do anything if you set your mind to it.