Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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You can do anything if you set your mind to it.
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Not necessarily a question, but an answer to a question. My spanish teacher asked when America was founded by Columbus (1492). This girl said 1840 XD
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Someone tried to convince me that Hitler was Australian (not Austrian) and that he created the VW Bug
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i was going to the bathroom and walked by a class room and heard the teacher talking out loud then i heard "EJACULATION" and was like wtf? it must have been a sex ex class idk.
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During first period our teacher was trying to get the class engaged. "So sir that's the formula for mustard gas is it?" During lunch time study session we heard... "Shit hit the fire alarm. cough, cough wheeze." Our school was closed for a week while they cleaned it. The student was suspended and then moved to a different school, we never saw the teacher again. [spoiler]mustard gas isn't that hard to make ... [/spoiler]
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In 8th grade an extremely tired girl looked really high so we ( me and a couple of friends) asked her if she was and this is what she said "I'm not high I'm bi" the best thing I've ever heard in school
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Edited by Zanypanda: 12/18/2014 3:54:18 AMQuestion on AP world test: what was the main export of Persia in the 5th century bc One girls answer: cats Teacher rants a whole hour about the answer
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What's a Panama?
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This was 4 days ago, at my band concert. I have a friend. His name is Shawn. He insists that Sean should be pronounced sea-an. Anywho, he gets something in his eye, as we sit and wait for Wind ensemble to finish. He's like "oh sorry guys, I've got to go to the bathroom to get this thing outta my eye." So he goes to the bathroom (by climbing over the chair) for 10-15 minutes. He comes back. "Oh sorry guys I gotta go." We were like "what?" So he goes to the doors behind us. All of a sudden, he comes running down the alley, goes ONTO THE STAGE, WHILE THEIR PLAYING and goes out the side door. Next day: isn't at school Next day: isn't at school Musta been really in there.
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Students believing the Mermaid documentary on the Discovery channel was real. The teacher also believed the Megalodon one was real. Glad I left that place.
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I'm always called a chinese or a mexican I'm filipino
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"The Civil War was over Slavery" "This will help you in college" "All of this will matter in a few years so prepare yourself now"
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I watched one of the retarded kids lick a window while making T-Rex arms and dinosaur sounds. Does that count?
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"You can be whatever you want to be." Biggest lie ever.
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A conversion back in 7th grade: Boy: Quebec is part of the USA. Teacher: No it's in Canada. Boy: No it's right by New Hamshire. Teacher: It's not part of the USA. Why are you saying that? Boy: Because then we will be one step closer to having 60 states in America. Earlier this month I also heard teenagers asking what a vowel is. All hope is lost.
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Girl: Is Europe a country? Me: No it's a continent. Girl: Oh. What's a continent?
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It was in the 8th grade when this one girl genuinely didn't know what clouds where...I still to this day do not know how that was possible.
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Finland lost the winter war.
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You need to know cursive because inmiddle school, high school, college, and when you get a job they won't accept anything that's not in cursive.
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Hoes can't pickup aids.
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Edited by Zombarney: 12/17/2014 8:51:10 AM[quote]THE UK IS A RETARDED "COUNTRY"[/quote]
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Oh third one: [quote]I'm a black belt at origami [/quote]
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*in fourth grade* "You need to learn long-division, you won't be carting a calculator around in your pocket your entire life!" Boy was she wrong
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This is important
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hey guys, im not going to be atheist, ima gonna convert to french.
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I have a few thing that I heard. (no particular order) #1Why was it called the war 1812? #2 can I smoke in here? #3 teacher asks what rule 34 is #4 Teacher hears me mention "Lemon party" asks me not to party with lemons as it could be hazardous to my health. #5 professor recently had us to wright about a topic of our choosing. Latter ask me to stay after class, she's holding my 3 page essay on "my observation on females" starts rant about how offensive it is. I tell her you just proved everything I wrote down. Gets mad and fails me. (Note I got really off topic hope you have a laugh out of it though)