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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Bruh Yeet Ebola (repetition is not key here) Yolo Swag Aaaaaand that's all I can think of on the spot
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"I'm going to make a Destiny logo Christmas ordainment on AutoCAD." (Two days ago) "Did you see what Xur had this weekend?" (Two weeks ago) "Advanced Warfare is amazing." (Last month)
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2 RepliesWeed is healthier then pot
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1 ReplyWe dropped the only nuclear bomb ever on japan. And that ended all wars since. Also. Everyone laughed when I told them about space elevators.
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"... because the Soviet Union took over Great Britain..." Did you guys know that? Cuz i didnt [spoiler]why didnt i know that?!?![/spoiler]
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"Mum" (Talking to teacher)
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2 RepliesSomebody said I was stupid. I thought it was funny. So in high school we had to do a mock trail, the teacher said you can be your self, or you can make someone up. I was part of the jury. Teacher (Judge): what is your name, what's your job, and do you have family. Me: My name is Pimp Daddy Flex, I am a body guard of some females who raise money for school through a dating service and I have one son name Bo.
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2 Replies______________________________________________________________________________________ *fake coughs* can I have a cough drop... *fake coughs* Or "My throat hurts can I have a cough drop?" Or *sneezes* "can I have a cough drop?"
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Yr7 "Where's England on the map?"
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Are beavers real or made up like unicorns. Is the o zone layer kinda like a big bit of tinfoil protecting us. That's bimbo's for you and she was 16lmao She was hot tho witch makes up for it :)
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17 RepliesA guy asked this one girl- "If you drive at 80 miles an hour for one hour, how far have you gone?" "Uhh... Isn't that like a mile a minute?" She's a junior in several AP classes.
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I forget what she was responding to, but this one girl said: "How can you see the stars"
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6 Replies"Why do we need gravity and pressure" "9+10=21" "Your mom is a price of shit just like you" [spoiler]The kid that said that has a speech problem now [/spoiler] "I hate when the guy your blowing tells you he is gay what the -blam!- I been blowing a gay guy this whole time" [spoiler]a guy said this[/spoiler] "REALLY YOU GOT WEED IN YOUR BAG" [spoiler]that friend that's to loud to whisper anything to [/spoiler]
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Japan survives the tsunami because the fondation of their building is sand And I have tried all religion
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8 RepliesA girl in my science class this year debated the big bang with our teacher and refuses to believe it happened. She says she doesnt believe that "there can be nothing than a pop than everything just like that". Her words exactly
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3 RepliesYou'll need this later in life
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1 ReplyEdited by Batcave Gaming: 12/11/2014 12:31:44 PMI told some people im Mexican and they asked if speaked mexican [spoiler]it CALLED SPANISHHHHH!!!![/spoiler]
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1 Reply"Whatever happened to Old Zealand?"
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1 Reply"I plan on voting for Hillary Clinton as president, because it would show that we're a very diverse country." -dumbass teacher "But we don't need a woman as president to show that, besides what if someone else runs with a better campaign?" - guy that wants to go into politics. "You're obviously just sexist and scared women being in charge." -teacherjumpingtoconclusion.jpg "Y'all GIVE ME CANCER!." -my idiot friend
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3 Replies'Mace Windu becomes a stormtropper after episode 3.
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In 8th grade some girl asked "Why do Hawaiians speak Hawaiian?"
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2 RepliesA foreign exchange student, from Japan, argued with our geography teacher about how Japan wasn't an island. We were all like, "dafuq?"
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"Trigonometry is a requirement to buy Groceries"
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Two girls in my 10th grade history class gave a 5 minute speech about how Canada was at war with Britain during WWII
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2 RepliesEdited by AidanIsEpic: 12/11/2014 10:01:07 PMMath is fun. Dumbest thing I've ever heard. And the biggest lie
