Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Student: where's London? Me: It's in England. Student: where's that? Me: Northwest Europe. Student: Where? Me: (points to it on a map)
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Edited by Huunior: 12/7/2014 9:46:05 PM"So, do girls poop too?"
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"Mr. Anon, do you have a rectum?" Innocent Girl that somehow needed to say this in the middle of AP HuG
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Edited by AjaxLovesStalin: 12/8/2014 3:57:12 AMin 8th grade... "How do I spell my name?" Another girl actually responded with... "I don't know, I can barely spell mine!"
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"how do i open internet?" - RE teacher year 11
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[quote]What branch of the military are the navy seals in?[/quote] [quote]navy seals[/quote] [quote]navy[/quote]
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Edited by Barloopy: 12/7/2014 10:48:27 PMEven if I can't remember wat kind of idiotic thing my friends have said, I'll put one that my friends would probably say: "Whats League Of Legends?" EDIT: I remember one now: "Arent Asians born in Russia?" 8th grade.
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I told this guy off when he thought he knew some shit and he responded after feelin salty by saying "-blam!- yo couch"
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Edited by SGT Bronson: 12/7/2014 9:48:06 PM"So are dinosaurs real or not?" -dumb girl freshman year
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Did he live in China or Asia?
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In 7th grade a girl was like "what should I draw" and I said "a self portrait " she replies "of who"
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Someone in my class said i was home schooled
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Edited by Morgan Freeman: 12/8/2014 3:53:44 AMAncient civilizations didnt have any knowledge of astrology Got a kid a to ask his mom what a cliteris was, next day he yells accross the class at me saying "i asked my mom, you know the word that ends in iteris is" teaches cant stop laughing, fkg great [spoiler]his name was also ashley[/spoiler]
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Someone had Ebola
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Edited by AnayySkywalker97: 12/8/2014 3:30:49 AMThis isn't something that someone said, but my Physics teacher did not know how to do basic Kinematics. Even if kinematics is hard, for a Physics teacher to not know how to do them is shocking. How she became A Physics teacher, I will never know.
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Got passed a note in science class that said atp = a tiny penis. Proceeded to ask teacher for 20 minutes if all the guys, some girls and the teacher herself all had atp. Entire class is laughing and teacher doesn't understand
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Edited by DoNtWaNaHeArIt: 12/8/2014 3:18:29 AMMy junior year in high school... "How do you spell [i]that?"[/i] 😦
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Edited by Herakles: 12/8/2014 2:46:49 AMThis guy who sits behind me in Sports Medicine asked my teacher "If I get 80% or above on my unit test, can I get 100?" I laughed my ass off for 10 minutes.
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"Why can't we make fire proof gasoline?"
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I don't want to sit next to him, I might catch cancer.
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How do you get an std? That or "so wait you don't get pregnant by kissing?"
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"Mrs. Kalal, what's a scrotum?" She thought it was a forehead and everyone in class laughed sooo hard when she asked that
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Wasn't this already a thing?
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We aren't killing a dinosaur so you can have your stupid ring.
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"Why does water stay on the ground" -Sophomore