I have a few thing that I heard. (no particular order)
#1Why was it called the war 1812?
#2 can I smoke in here?
#3 teacher asks what rule 34 is
#4 Teacher hears me mention "Lemon party" asks me not to party with lemons as it could be hazardous to my health.
#5 professor recently had us to wright about a topic of our choosing. Latter ask me to stay after class, she's holding my 3 page essay on "my observation on females" starts rant about how offensive it is. I tell her you just proved everything I wrote down. Gets mad and fails me.
(Note I got really off topic hope you have a laugh out of it though)
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[quote] #5 professor recently had us to wright about a topic of our choosing. Latter ask me to stay after class, she's holding my 3 page essay on "my observation on females" starts rant about how offensive it is. I tell her you just proved everything I wrote down. Gets mad and fails me.[/quote] Lol
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Please, give us a summary of your observation on females.
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Edited by Armored Panda: 12/10/2014 6:16:47 PMI'll admit it came off A bit misogynistic (you really hate women) I had mentioned that women have a tendency to over analyze overreact and be overly emotional. I also pointed out that women are opportunists and most of the time will not hesitate take advantage of someone (ie males) also said something about Silver tongue devil's made a sex joke and wrap it up saying that women don't have a sense of humor As they take everything too seriously. But I also said Women are capable of a lot more than they think they are also no more pink and dolls and make up and shit! What's a boys first toy? car gun bike that shits fun! what's a girls first toy? (Hint NOT a dildo) a toy baby girl. That's messed up right! hello baby time to grow up here's another baby! But my professor would have none of it she only focused on the negative things I said about women... Typical woman right? And I'm overreacting she didn't fail me just gave me a C This is the one sentence she didn't like and kinda latched onto this for the remainder of the essay "I don't believe in equal rights for women. Because I think everybody's equal to start with you shouldn't have to ask to be equal! You just are. yeah I know that sentence there is terribly flawed, So how about this? if you're going to act like a man then you will be treated like a man. you hit me I can hit back, you yell at me I have caused to yell back just because you're a woman that doesn't excuse (or give you an excuse) being a DICK!
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Edited by Konshock: 12/18/2014 6:05:33 AM[quote] "So how about this? if you're going to act like a man then you will be treated like a man. you hit me I can hit back, you yell at me I have caused to yell back just because you're a woman that doesn't excuse (or give you an excuse) being a DICK![/quote] A-FUC KING-MEN BRO!
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I like it. She does sound typical.
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Not bad.