Several things - 1. This will go on your PERMANENT record 2. You will need a college degree to make decent money 3. We won't give you your diploma if you don't show up to school the last day (they mailed that shit to me 1wk later) 4. Class participation is mandatory 5. "I will read every single one of your papers" (I guess the history teacher believed Papa Smurf was part of George Washington's kitchen cabinet)