Average chance for clans to get player with 28 hunter, 21 titan and 2 warlock!!! Feeling deceived? Play on PS4? Are in Australia? Read on! Are you part of a clan? Are you missing that special player? Well look no further because what I'm offering you here is exactly that. What's the catch I hear you ask? The catch is that you (point at audience) might have too much fun and efficiency on your raids/ crucible matches. What you get: Hunter 28: close to 29, lovely raspberry clothing, above average smile. Titan 24: has some stuff, completed almost HALF of the story, good attitude. Warlock 2: already has voidfang vestments, participation awards. I'm sure by now you're all pregnant with anticipation, who is this catch of a guardian. Could it be John Stamos? (pause for laughter) When you commit to signing up this guardian, you not only get the items listed above but you will also receive at some cost to yourself: A player who will go above and beyond the edges of cliffs. A super sneaky player that only sets off the gorgons 12% of the time (nod convincingly) Sometimes shoots oracles! Always helps to lead new players, even when unsure of where to go. Has mic and always responsive, mic may be unknowingly switched to off. Mic stays on when yelling at cat. Good source of positive karma for all the guilted cheesers. Feeling excited? Add: Liquid-Fox73 for a chance to be underwhelmed by gracelessness and averageness. Do the right thing and be cool. Give love a chance. I could be the sword to your Crota.