Let's face it. We're ALL sick of him scamming us. First you give us Blues for our Legendaries, then you give us ONLY Blues through your stupid packages, THEN after you are TOLD by your superiors to give us more Legendaries in your useless packages, you ignore their orders. We've had enough, Rahool.
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
LET'S THROW HIM INTO THE HELLMOUTH!
Edit: Over 500 comments! Make it happen Bungie! Kill the Cryptarch!
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I hate getting one Mote of Light and one Strange coin from my faction packages. Let's get their leaders, also.
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Nah, he should have some heroic death, to at least make it look like he cared for anyone but himself. I know! Let's send him into the House of Wolves, I'm sure we could obtain valuable information from his carcass.
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Let him be group-ravaged by Knights, Minotaurs, and Colossus'! He'll be too traumatized to give us blues! >:D
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Hey i got 2 legendaries in a package this week
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Send him to the Hallowed Knights in the undergrounds of the Cosmodrome! Let him suffer what many of us have suffered in the beginning!
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But I got a new vanguard legendary from my first blue engram today
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Can't wait to run the raid this week. Going to drag Rahool by the ears and sacrifice him to Crota and RNGesus.
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Death to the blue bastard
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How shall he die? Firing squad hanging beheading lynching burnt at the stake drowned in engrams...
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3 packages, 4 legendary engrams, 4 weapons I will use! Woot woot 😃
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Let's feed him to Phogoth!
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Signed
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The only thing that the Cryptarch does anymore to piss me off is give me ascendant materials out of my legendary engrams. It's bullshit.
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My very first cryptarch upgrade after the patch gave me doctor nope and a legendary engram. He's just giving them all to me!
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Let's let him fight crota alone. He has plenty of exotics and legendaries at his disposal. He's probably lvl 40 light and has a gjallarhorn that does 400 damage.
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Let's suffocate him in Phogoth's behind
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As a Christmas treat everyone should at least be able to punch the Cryptarch a few times, it's not much to ask surely.
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KILL THE CRYPTARCH
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Signed
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lol'd at the title
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Right kill him and then who's gonna decode your engrams? Lord Chax and his send them home crying attitude
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Perfect execution: Give him an exotic engram, it comes out as an uncommon. [spoiler]Even better, it's not for his class type[/spoiler]
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I've ranked up Cryptarch 5 times since the patch that "increased legendary package rates" last week or whatever. I'm 13 blue engrams richer than before I opened them.
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noob walks' "in but I like the crypt arch he gave me all my shiny items and he's nice" grizzled veteran' "sigh you'll never understand"
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Signed light him fight Crota
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Signed