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12/8/2014 5:49:06 PM
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Revenge

My "friend" put my toothbrush on his asshole this weekend and sadly... I used it... Now I need to get him back... I want it to be bad enough for him to never cross me again... But not so bad that I go to jail.... Please don't fail me now flood... I need you...

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  • Edited by Apollo 00063: 12/9/2014 1:57:39 PM
    Soak his toothbrush in liquid pepper, like Insanity sauce....also hit some of his food, something he drinks and mouthwash if he uses it. Hit him with that sh*t randomly for a week - he will get the point. I had a roommate in the Army that tried to prank me all the time....two weeks of Insanity sauce treatment was enough for him to call a truce. I was relentless with it and used the entire bottle....nothing was safe, he told me later that he was so paranoid in our room that he wanted to request a move. He had a hard time pooping for a week after the 'treatment'. Never had to deal with his sh*t again.

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