This was an inspiration about another post a week ago made by MoFaux and decided to revamp it to make it about the Classes.
Here is a rap I made:
The Hunters of the best, we are nicknamed Red Death. Only three pulls were needed without a single rest. Crucible isn't that bad, but it became Thorn Central. So listen to my Super Good Advice as it will be essential.
There is not one, not two, but three guys after me.
Not a problem cause Its as easy as it can be, to make them cry in agony.
I'll drop Tripmines, letting them blindly run into me.
So the Found Verdict is that you can't handle my killing spree.
The ragers had enough and let out Invective. They think they will win but they're looking at a linear perspective.
Even if they buffed it, so what? It reloads faster. When I'm done with you, you'll get LockJaw'd and need Shingen C-rap load of plaster.
The bodies are dropping fast, Mark amounts getting fat. Teabagging all of these bodies as my ghost says "Don't do that".
Here is an addition:
There's the good, the bad and then theres Phogoth. He is my homie, not some Templar that you can just push off.
Hes mean, he's green (kinda) he like to shoot a beam
Out of his eyes that makes all the ladies cream.
Agent of the Nine, more like Agent of the sea. His face looks like tentacles that flail and dance at me.
His wares may be good but he sells the same stuff. People are now complaining that Suros needs a buff.
Can't wait to see how this'll turn out.
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**Rock The Dead by Twiztid** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtJVvusiiGE Strange Coins, Motes from a Strike Post dat funky shit and you might get a ‘Like’ Strange Coins, Motes from a Strike Post dat funky shit and you might get a ‘Like’ Come on! Space and beyond Ships in my blind spot Chillin’ zero G’s when I pop and lock Conscience and confused Bustin’ phat moves when tha hip’s bruised Fallin through a hole in tha sky Will I die? What if we all fail da Strike cuz tha Ghost’s full of lies? Fightin’ through tha Darkness Walkin through my conscience Like an Exo I remain heartless Dinkelbot and Speaker know me well Send da House of Devils skraight back ta Hell Fight Vex in da Conflux hand and hand with clear mind Recoil’s harmonious like tha rhythm of windchimes Kick in tha doors, where da loot Ass of alien scum, meet my boot Legendary gats in they face Exotic holes in they head It’s so much worse when they killed by tha dead! Got me a Ghost but I’d take some ass instead Cuz all I wanna do is bang the dead! So many thoughts runnin’ all through my head But when the smoke clears, I’ll bang the dead!