It is confirmed. Eris Morn is actually....singer Janet Jackson from the album Rhythm Nation. A source close to the pop star recently confirmed that Jackson had traveled to Mexico for a bargain-price eye tuck surgery from an unlicensed doctor. Little did she know the doctor was part of the Mexican drug cartel. While Jackson was under anesthesia, the doctor removed her eyes and packed her mostly empty skull with 2 kilograms of mexican black tar heroin. Jackson awoke weeping dark tar heroin tears, her black painters cap still jauntily perched upon her head and bandages still wrapped around her empty eye sockets. Jackson was last seen stumbling blindly into the Mexican desert, crying hysterically and asking no one in particular to point her in the direction of "Twilight Gap".