Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it.
Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets
PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles
Mars is the God of war
PlayStation won the console wars
Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit
PlayStation will be played on that planet
Mars is red which has 3 characters
Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters
EVEN DESTINY 3 classes
Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!!
And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will.
Mars is a planet
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[quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote]
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By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed
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[quote]Here
The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract.
1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot.
2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot.
3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet.
4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets.
5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return.
6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On
'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube.
By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract.
Xbox users sign here:
PlayStation user sign here:[/quote]
The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.
[spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive.
In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand.
[b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b]
Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was.
Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be.
Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler]
Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est.
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Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.
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This is not right. As an Xbox owner I demand equal treatment. I will not stand for this. People of Xbox we must go to mars to protest. We shall dance in the buried city and loot all the chests!
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Lol I love these posts. From a mere Xbox user
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HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!
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How does one console out selling another benefit you in any way? Hope SONY is paying you to toss their salad. Otherwise, you come off as one sad panda.
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If the ps4 was better then why do we see all these events running Xbox 1's? Or the fact that all competitive games (halo, cs go, cod, lol etc...) run on PC or Xbox
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Xbox gets hacked = Offline for an hour. Playstation gets hacked = Offline for a month.
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This might be why I'm never going to mars. I just dislike the place.
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Ok I love the satire, but I do have one thing of yours to correct in your spoiler. You are correct that PS4 outsold xboxone on release. However you cannot call that a war, if anything it would have been called a battle. The only way to really know who won the "console war," which by the way is the dumbest thing gamers have ever came up with, would be to take a retrospective look at the end of a consoles life cycle. The only other way would be if the other console went out of business. Outside of that funny post. Ps. I have both consoles, because there is no best console. They both have pros and cons and both systems have great exclusives.
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You made no sense right now? Lol it's clearly meant for everyone if they made it for everyone to go on Mars.
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Iloominarty confirmed
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Ijustbrokethe666comentsyourwelcome:)
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this i love this! we cant play the Dusk Palace of The Undying Mind as a nightfall/heroic cause of them :(
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Red has three characters. PS4 has three characters. One has three characters. PC has only two. Half-life three is going to being a console exclusive!!! and it's confirmed.
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Lucky xboners getting sword public events. And can there be an exception to the treaty for story mode, that way everybody still beats the game?
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You do realize that playsation is a subdivision of Nintendo right?
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also there can be no treaties on mars, it is a planet of war this will be decided by combat!
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This treaty will not stand as we plant our asses in red sand.
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Good thread and funny read.
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I might have lost Brain cells from reading this article... Anyway, you can keep Mars, it's pointless...
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As an Xboxer, currently, I think that this is funny.
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Playstation MAY be better for gaming in some cases but xbox one is the superior console with its entertainment. Why play station beat the one is only because the majority of people interested in a console are gamers, although this can be argued by many.
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Illuminati confirmed.
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this made me smile
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Good thing I hate Mars. Lol
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As an XBone user this actually sounds kinda fun xD. I mean if there was a trading system and a way to exclude a planet from your daily, weekly and crucible maps, I would seriously give this a go!
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Good stuff! Thanks for brightening my Monday!