Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it.
Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets
PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles
Mars is the God of war
PlayStation won the console wars
Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit
PlayStation will be played on that planet
Mars is red which has 3 characters
Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters
EVEN DESTINY 3 classes
Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!!
And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will.
Mars is a planet
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BOOM!
[quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote]
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[quote]Here
The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract.
1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot.
2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot.
3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet.
4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets.
5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return.
6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On
'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube.
By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract.
Xbox users sign here:
PlayStation user sign here:[/quote]
The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign.
[spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive.
In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand.
[b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b]
Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was.
Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be.
Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler]
Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est.
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Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.
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Good stuff! Thanks for brightening my Monday!
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The amount of idiot replies on this post makes my Monday so much better! People need to read the fine print!
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You are a new kinda stupid aren't you?
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I'm gona dance on mars in mars XB1 FTW
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I'm a proud Xbox One player, and this man just shamed me into never going to mars again. Bravo.
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Your dumb
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Pointless look at me post jog on fanboy lol
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Edited by Shabba Moot: 12/15/2014 4:45:22 PMmind= blown.
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Oh yeah
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I'd just like to put it out there that Xbox ones outsold PS4's this year.
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Well seeing as how earth has the not thought out into it I guess I'm cool with that. See you never playstation gamers!
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Mars is red. Xbox has Red Ring of Death. Coincidence? I think not!
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Edited by BKN AZraath: 12/15/2014 3:55:02 PMIf u hate xbox the why are u playing a Microsoft game jackass cuz think about it k bungie made halo right have u ever seen halo played on ps2 or 3or 4 no ! Just like god of war is for ps2 and ps3 but when u look at this way NO one cares as long as you can play urfav game it planout dont matter is you play on xbox or ps
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HHAAAAAAA GAYYYYY
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My bmx is cooler than yours. Actually, I have both, your argument is invalid. Both have downsides... Like inviting non friend listed players to fireteam... Not so happy about the1 yr exclusivity, but I knew about it before I got it on Xbox. Which makes me wonder if everything will be released tho Xbox before Destiny 2. This will be a major concern, but I enjoy the game enough, will have tho see how that affects my decision.
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Half Life 3 Confirmed!!
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Good stuff!
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SATIRE. READ THE TAGS. Good one though lol^
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You can have Mars. I already defiled it.
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Playstation or xbox havent won the console war and last i checked xbox is selling more than Playstation and ps ps 2 dont count because they cant handle destiny so get your facts straight before trying to troll.
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He's one of yours Playstation, you should be so proud!! ROFL
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LOL!!! eventually all these hack will take a toll and when it does your console will be about = to a paper weight.....
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Damn it man , I only need 7 more cabal majors to fill my bounty too :(
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Really! Hope you had fun with that. Cheers
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Half Life 3 Confirmed