>Be me
>Be insecure homeless kid
>Meet blonde Mexican kid
>Get bullied by blonde Mexican kid
>Be flirting with the ladies one day
>Juan Pablo kicks me in my really big penis
>Grab the border jumper by his faggy hair
>Repeatedly slam Juan's head into steel pole
>Teacher uses PMS attack on me
>Oh shit.jpeg
>Beaner gets eye disorder
>He can never stop blinking
>Says he's going to beat the shit out of me
>Social Security makes me move in with my Dad because homeless Mom
>Dad lives in Wisconsin
>Much win
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I let a kid borrow my 007 game for Nintendo 64. When I asked for it back he threw it on the ground. The gamer in me had to fight him. I got quite a few punches in before a couple older kids broke it up. My game didn't break though. That was my first fight.