>be me thinking I'm baddest person in catholic highschool >can spot wannabe ghetto kids(no you go to a catholic school foreeeal) >go to lunch >hear black friend with Spanish friend >"Spanish people can't say wigga" >say "yeah we can wiiiigggaahh" >don't acknowledge how bad you stressed the aaaahhhh at the end >get punch in shoulder >hesjustplayingcausewerefriendsohstahpit.exe >punched in mouth >waitwtfjusthappened.exe >go home grasp what happened >street cred at -80 m8 >run imnobitchdog.exe >go to lunch next day >hes_in_my_sights.jpg >wait till bell rings and everyone gets up >nervously execute first punch >completely miss face >execute more punches >target acquired >people going crazy all around us >notice waiting till bell to get away with it was never gonna play out >decide to go true bird to show who's the real alpha >get on top of table >everyone cheering >this be john cena? >scream I'll knock you the -blam!- out >balls-established.mpeg >get called down by excitedly interested teacher >tell war story on way to principal >only get sent home for the day >racist rumor for the rest of year >oh right during Zimmerman dilemma.... >oddly enough become good friends again with person fought next year