[quote]Bungie, I humbly request that I obtain the gun of my dreams. It is called the Motherf****** bullshit. It is a machine gun that has the range of a sniper rifle, has the rate of fire of about mid bar. The thing I want to alter is when I shoot my rounds, I desire that when my shots make contact with any object that my bullets will explode and from those explosions, rockets will ascend into the air to once again come down to earth to cause mass destruction to the enemy. It has 800 rounds in the mag and and has 3200 in storage. It has a triple bayonet and that grants me one hit melee. Now, on to the perks. The gun starts out with 300 damage and may be upgraded to 500 . The first perk is called "Cant Stop me Now" which is when I aim down my sights I have a triple over-shield. The second perk is called "No Snatchies" and when I die, my gun combusts into a mini nuclear explosion killing an enemies nearby. No, this does not mean I don't get MY gun. It respawns with me as I respawn. On the side of it, in big, bold letters it says Bullshit. The description of the gun is "Its gonna be a cluster f***, no doubt." I yearn for this gun with all my heart. So I humbly request that I am gifted this gun. This gun is Lord Shaxx approved.