Big boss Captain price(ww2 cod 2! Single handedly taking out a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] garrison to escape torture) Sephiroth(ff7 nibelheim version masamune sword or crisis core not the fanny in the crater) Lara croft(The eye candy) Afro samurai(put any hunter to shame). Boom! CROTA wouldn't even spawn would just throw them some loot and piss off back inside!