{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by MAD X H0USE:
12/20/2014 1:53:00 AM
160
"Show Them the True Meaning of Christmas!"
Shaxx and Ghost getting into the Holiday Spirit. Enjoy!
UPDATE: You guys are all freaking awesome! Carry on. :D
-
2 RepliesHey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like THE CRYPTARCH, my ENGRAM DECODER, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in THE TOWER with all the other STINGY CRYPTARCHS and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him..... what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah!!!! Holy shit!!!! Where's the Tylenol?!!!
-
1 ReplyA Guardian is outside of his house, busy decorating it for Christmas. Suddenly there's a loud crash from inside. Ghost: "I don't like the sound of that." Together with his Ghost, the Guardian runs to the nearest window. He peers in and sees a Fallen Baron climbing out of the hole. Ghost: "I don't like the look of that either. Wait, what is that in his han....." Before the Ghost could finish his sentence, the Baron lets out loud, guttural, yell and begins placing stockings, garland, and other various decorations on the nearest empty wall. Ghost: [b]He's decking the halls![/b]
-
"Take this coal as a lesson, guardian. Only the nice get toys."
-
Heavy Santa's on his way... HEAVY SANTA AVAILABLE.
-
1 Reply"I could tell you the stories of how Santa gives gifts to good boys and girls......but the children get nothing anyway......"
-
-
On the first day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: A neat buff called Tempering! On the second day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering! On the third day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: Shiny Million Million, Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering! On the fourth day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: The Scar of Radegast, Shiny Million Million, Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering! On the fifth day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: Five IRON MEDALLIONS! (-BLAM!- it team!) The Scar of Radegast, Shiny Million Million, Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering! On the sixth day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: A Fancy Class Item, Five IRON MEDALLIONS (Are you -BLAM!-ing serious team?) The Scar of Radegast, Shiny Million Million, Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering! On the seventh day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: Gleaming Goldspiral, A Fancy Class Item, Five IRON MEDALLIONS (WHAT THE -BLAM!-ing -BLAM!- GUYS?!) The Scar of Radegast, Shiny Million Million, Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering! On the eighth day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: Iron Regalia boots, Gleaming Goldspiral, A Fancy Class Item, Five IRON MEDALLIONS (.......are you serious..sigh) The Scar of Radegast, Shiny Million Million, Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering! On the ninth day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: Some awesome weapon drops (SCORE!), Iron Regalia boots, Gleaming Goldspiral, A Fancy Class Item, Five IRON MEDALLIONS (Bull-BLAM!- I totally hit that guy in the head five more times than he hit me!) The Scar of Radegast, Shiny Million Million, Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering! On the tenth day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: Efrideet's Spear yay! Some awesome weapon drops, Iron Regalia boots, Gleaming Goldspiral, A Fancy Class Item, Five IRON MEDALLIONS (No NO NO NONONON-) The Scar of Radegast, Shiny Million Million, Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering! On the eleventh day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: An exotic hand cannon, Efrideet's Spear yay! Some (not quite as) awesome drops, Iron Regalia boots, Gleaming Goldspiral, A Fancy Class Item, Five IRON MEDALLIONS (OH COME THE -BLAM!- ON ARE YOU SERIOUS HE WAS A MILE AWAY!) The Scar of Radegast, Shiny Million Million, Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering! On the twelfth day o' Banner, Saladin gave to me: A full fireteam, exotic hand cannon, Efrideet's Spear yay! Some awesome weapon drops, Iron Regalia Boots, Gleaming Gold Spiral, A Fancy Class Item, Five IRON MEDALLIONS (.....-BLAM!- this I quit) No seriously, -BLAM- these stupid medallions! [spoiler]kidding The Scar of Radegast, Shiny Million Million, Sigil of the (Iron) Lords and a neat buff called Tempering![/spoiler] If you clicked the spoiler, cheers, if not, my sympathies and condolences. Happy Holiday of your choice ya'll! And good hunting!
-
2 RepliesJingle Bells- the Cryptarch smells - Xur laid a golden egg-my Tumbler crashed - don't give a rat's- I got a new sniper today Yay!
-
23 Replies"Shaxx the children are here to receive their gifts!" "Send them home crying!" "But, what about the spirit of... Sigh, fine I'll tell them.." **Turns to children** "Sorry kids, you won't be getting any presents this year..." "HAHA! You're crushing them!"
-
43 RepliesWhether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Elves at the North Pole. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Santa Claus. From what I can gather he commands the Reindeer from a Sleigh outside of his workshop. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Christmas.
-
14 RepliesDeck the thralls with guided rockets Gjalla la la la La la la Horn
-
They can't do anything x amass related cause all the illegals get offended , so they got to keep it as something that doesn't offend anyone ..... Even though my taxes are paid
-
"Think they'd mind if we take his sleigh?" Merry Christmas everyone :)
-
5 RepliesA single present isn't Christmas, but it's a start.
-
20 RepliesI miss fan art! That was the one thing I really loved doing in the community! This is fantastic :)
-
12 RepliesSix of us went up into the north pole. Only one crawled out. I am Master Rahool, the last. I have seen what the elves call a god. SANTA! Son of Christmas. He took everything from me He will turn his eyes to earth And only a true weapon of the light can stop his wrath Now you must face what lurks in the north pole.
-
1 Reply
-
1 ReplyEdited by kklathan8613: 12/20/2014 10:37:50 AM"We've woken the Elves!" Hark! how the Horn Sweet Gjallahorn All seem to say "Blow Hive away." Crota is here Bringing the fear To Earth the old Guardians be bold Boom, Bang, Boom, Bang Pain is calling again With joyful scream We start caroling Thrall coming near Shotguns are clear'd Wizards ev'rywhere Filling the air Oh how they sound, Twitch'n on the ground, O'er hill and dale, Bodies mark the trail, G-Horn it ring While Guardin's sing Songs of good cheer Crota is here Death, Death, Death, Death to Crota Death, Death, Death, Death to Crota On, on it sends, Rockets without end Their joyful tone In ev'ry home
-
5 Replies"Christmas. Capture the gifts! Destroy the wrappers!"
-
"Gift A unwrapped. It's yours!" "Let the wrapping paper of this gift feed your fire." Merry Shaxxmas, one and all!
-
4 RepliesLast day of Christmas shopping *doors open* *parents flood in* "LEAVE NONE STANDING!"
-
7 Replies"FIGHT BACK! Control the fireplace!"
-
4 Replies"I'm sorry Shaxx but you should've preordered, we are sold out." *Turns to children* "They've got them all guardians..."
-
Edited by Cheetah998: 12/20/2014 9:30:47 PM"We tried telling stories; I could tell them of the great war, but alas, the children are excited anyway. I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain why this is so." ---12PM, Dec 25, 2014--- [i]*Guardian and Ghost*[/i] Ghost: I heard of a place, they call it the "Sanctum of Santa" it's not far from here. Guardian:... Ghost: Up there. Prices down. Guardian: Where is it? Ghost: There's nothing left... Not even the granola bars... Where are the assistants? Wait, what's that? Guardian: No. It's too early. The darkness is still upon us. Ghost: Motion everywhere! Watch out... WE'VE WOKEN THE CHILDREN! ---After intense battle--- "The enemy turns against each other..." ---The children eliminate each other--- "The enemy weakens and retreats" "Well done Guardian! You can fight by my side, anytime!" Kids received [i]gjallarhorn, exotic shard, plan c, the last word.[/i] Guardian received [i]Regulator Mk 5[/i]
-
Think they'd mind if we took their presents?
-
Adorable.
