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Edited by j0lly:
12/19/2014 10:16:00 PM
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Aliens have been spotted off the mainland. They appear to be butt humping all the tuna fish in the area. Bootyland takes this as an act of war and releases Blastoise. The offending aliens have been destroyed by hyperbeam. Be warned, there are sick, sick aliens on the loose. Guard your goldfish with your life.
English
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We at The Interstellar Federation would like to confirm these aliens were not from our solar system. We will investigate what star system is responsible for this.
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Thank you. *sends IF pieces of alien gore for examination*
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good god! I am not safe
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I pledge my resources and my Blastoise to your protection. Currently researching how the foul beasts got onto our planet.
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The Grand Bootylicouis Bootymeister of Bootyvania is very courageuos and generous
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You are too kind sir. I am simply trying to make up for my somewhat dark past.
