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Edited by Dirty Synth 002:
12/20/2014 12:19:51 AM
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I ordered a FleshLight...
So, I ordered a fleshlight Monday (4 days ago), and I was supposed to get it friday but the they messed up and I have to wait until Monday to pick it up. Well, I was supposed to go over and visit the family. We were going to leave this Saturday, but my Sister was also going to come along but doesn't know if she will be able to stay until Christmas because of her shitty mexican taco truck owner boss boss man dude guy. So if she could come, my mother and father could go over to see the family and I could drive there once I got my rubber vagina in the mail. If my sister can't come, then my family has to wait on my vagina.
What should I do?
[spoiler]By the way, I bought a FleshLight.[/spoiler]
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5 Replies[b] [/b]
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I want one of every variety. Alien, various porn stars.. I want variety in my weird sex toy practices!!
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4 RepliesEdited by Kekyoin's Underwater Donut: 12/21/2014 7:27:25 AM[b] [/b]
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Was always curious about those.
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1 ReplyUmmm wat ?
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2 RepliesFlood. I call to your opinions.
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1 Replyim 12 and wat is this
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1 ReplyOh, I always thought fleshlight was the non-vegetarian counterpart to a flashlight (like a meat bicycle)... Turns out I was wrong. Pic somewhat related.
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2 RepliesShould'veboughtadragondildo
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2 RepliesMeanwhile if a girl buys a dildo it's the most normal unremarkable thing in the world. It's not my thing and I can't say I'd buy one myself, but no need to condemn the man for it it's his life. [spoiler]it's the closest 95% of you will get to a vagina anyway[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou will never find happiness.
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1 ReplyAre you -blam!-ing serious?... Go out and get some real pussy.
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2 RepliesKinda gross okay it's really gross. imagine stumbling onto someone's dirty fleshlight. just a pit of dried up man juices
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1 Reply
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9 RepliesSo what? I have two dragon dildos. Those are the bomb.
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3 RepliesWhat in the name of robojesus did I just read
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4 Replies*Cringes uncontrollably
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I uhh....what?
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5 RepliesI would love to get one but I'm mortally terrified of someone finding it lol.
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4 RepliesI understand the flesh but where does the light come from? Like when you're in the middle of -blam!-ing it does the tip light up like a lighthouse?
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2 RepliesWhich one did you get?
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8 RepliesDid u get the alien one?
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5 RepliesDid you get it modeled from a star?
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5 RepliesHaha...ewww.....
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5 Replies[quote]By the way, I bought a FleshLight.[/quote]It's not an accomplishment, don't announce it like one.
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You should have gotten one of those disembodied asshole/vagina combos.
