So on my way home today I was trying to figure out a final xmas gift for my 2yr old daughter, but then I had an idea. My idea was; to hell with that. So I went to Spencers in the mall and bought a remote controlled fart machine. I then planted it on my kid and we went to home depot. Then awesomeness followed. She ran through the store, busting fake ass at everyone after I gave her the remote. All while yelling "I farted, I farted". I was crying laughing the whole time. The whole store was laughing by the time we walked out. Even the old lady at the check out line. She bent down to give Chloe an ornament and Chloe busted one in her face. The look on that face was priceless. Next stop...Walmart... Its all about the little things... Merry Christmas...