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12/20/2014 4:02:26 AM
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VeryThunderia seeks relationships with walmart.
Willing to use Reach's moon as a dump.
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Would you be willing to take ownership of a supermassive black hole. It's all the rage in the free trade alliance these days. It's so much better for dumping garbage into. If you do this the free trade alliance will give you some powers to use demons to inhabit your enemies and wreak havoc on their society without them knowing.
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Yes, I accept.
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Walmart will supply you with unbombs for $1.00 each or a dozen for $7.77. Unbombs may be used retroactively even after you're destroyed to set everything back to normal in the blast radius.
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VeryThunderia is willing to buy 50 But only if you give me a discount, because since we all separated, our economies changed. Like big time.
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Just because you're such a good customer, I'll give you a crate of various sized unbombs with variable temporal length detonators for 3 easy payments of $9.99. That's the value of 500 unbombs for the measely price of $29.97. What is that deal not good enough for you. Well were including in the price assistance from the Precursors. Hold on there is more. Were also offering at this time a coupon to make the purchase of one big mac for half the regular price.
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So where do I get this coupon? Is it in my mail?
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It comes with the crate.
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So if I buy your crate for 10 dollars, I get a coupon? So the next time I buy 500 unbombs, I could spend a mere 13 dollars?!
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Edited by Foton: 12/20/2014 4:47:44 AMSounds like a fair deal. Remember this post the hyper inflationary period of 2016. So in 2014 dollars it's just a few cents.
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Thank you walmart, everyone loves you. No matter where you get your products from.
