So there's this bald dude with goggles, he's bad. He's on a spaceship, crash. Desert planet where he's landed. Did I mention he's been apprehended? There's other people on this ship. 'Bout thirteen, including our convict. Enough about him, let's look at the others. Some pilgrims, a cop, a boy, a pilot, and the rest I can't remember. I think one was an alcoholic bibliophile. Anyway, not all of them will be survivors. I'll explain why in a while. You see when the pilot's looking around, She discovers something horrifying under the ground. Everybody's scared, trying not to panic, When the youngest pilgrim [b]GETS FREAKING EATEN ALIVE![/b] Oh crap, we're screwed, I guess this is it. No wait a moment, there's a way to survive. That horrifying thing is afraid of the light! They're monsters with wings, but at least we can fight. Our spaceship don't work, we're gonna need some supplies. [b]PROBLEM[/b] there's gonna be an eclipse soon. We had to move that night, without any light from the moon. Would be fine, except the monsters are attracted by blood, And our young boy is a girl, who happens to be on her period. So, the monsters would be out, oh bother. Fight evil with evil, we'd bring along another. Yo bald guy, Under those goggles you got nice eyes, We need you to come with us, don't want a deadly surprise. If our lights go out, he can still see, He'll protect us from the common enemy. They go on a journey, which isn't very fun, People are getting picked off one by one, The cop is a liar (he's actually a drug-addicted bounty hunter, one that's willing to let other people suffer) So our convict goes and puts out his fire, So now after all our deaths we're left with four, A killer, a pilgrim, a pilot, and a female cross dresser. The girl stays in a cave with our religious one, While the convict and pilot go on a run. They start up a new spaceship, they're free to leave this world behind, Except the pilots to honorable, can't do that with a clean mind. The convict tries to tell her, they got to go But she don't listen, she says no They go back to save the other two. Then the pilot gets killed (Well, we told her so) But the convict reaches them, tells them they gotta move They reach the new ship, oh boy were they thrilled, Until the convict became the pilot, and made the ship just sit there. Oh, now they were scared, Why wouldn't he fly it? Turns out he had conscience, felt bad about the pilot, So he let the monsters gather around, watched them in disgust, Then he started the engines and turned them to [i]dust![/i] TLDR: criminal has kitty cat eyes and kills monsters on desert planet