Death to the bastard cryptarch! He's been way more naughty than nice! Even the non-existent fat guy agrees!
A new cryptarch will rise in his place as he's the corrupt leader preventing them from showing their benevolent talents! ...or if they're bastards well just hang them until they become nice.
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We can dip him HOT tar, dunk him in feathers and hit him like a piñata and then beat him to death! When his intestines are laying on the ground from me beating his ass I'll take them and tie them around his neck and and a brick and leave him I'm the ocean in old Russia