get my not-girlfriend a present for Christmas? She said she doesn't want one, and neither of us are particularly sentimental people, but I'm tempted to be a nice guy and do it anyway - because it'll simultaneously be a dick move. I have an old ship's wheel clock that's just taking up space, and she has a huge clock collection, so I'd probably just slap a bow on that and call it a year.
Yay or nay?
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Get her dildo