Back in the day, a time when bad juju was in everyone's vault, there was a cave. This cave was not like the others. For one day a guardian named FloralDuchess curiously watched a group of fellow guardians shoot into a unremarkable cave. FloralDuchess being a lonely lvl 20 thought "why not join, there are lvl26s doing it!" So for next two hours spent tirelessly shooting into a cave in hopes to fit in. In the final moments of the night it happened, one, single, lonely purple engram laid in front of the now sleepy but excited FloralDuchess. It 'twas the first purple and filled with excitement headed to the tower. FloralDuchess then handed Master Rahool a single purple primary weapon engram with shaky hands. Master Rahool, with a smirk handed poor FloralDuchess a Blue auto. Floral's smile turned into a frown and with a jump fell to the last cities streets below, painting ground with blue. 10/10 will never forget....