A grill touched my shoulder while walking past me, what dooo!?!?
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Go all Macgyver on this shit. Make a tank out of a paperclip, a picture of B.A. Baracus' knee and a festive Dunk Hunt Dog sweater.
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She wants the sexy tiems
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The only thing you can do...[spoiler]kill her[/spoiler]
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Kill it before it lays eggs!
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Edited by ChartreuseSaru: 12/24/2014 11:44:47 AMFirst, what kind of touch? Was is it a kind, gentle touch or an angry aggressive touch?
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inb4toast/envelope.
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Pat the human's shoulder in return, and mention "Why are you doing this?" or similar. Find out the reason; violence does nothing but jail thee.
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Stick it in her pooper
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Toast/envelope
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Punch her. Show [i]no mercy![/i]
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Contain yourself and act like nothing happened.
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Should I fap?
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Fap. Fap hard. [spoiler]Its a trick. Get an axe.[/spoiler]
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Teach that bitch a lesson in respecting ones personal space. Punch her in the throat.
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-blam!- her boyfriend in front of her while they are at her parents funeral.
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Never wash that shoulder again *sips tea*