'Twas the nightfall before xurmas and through Earth's last town
Not a guardian was stirring...
...because the servers were down.
The guardians had been saving their engrams by exploiting a glitch
To take to the cryptard...
Who made them his b*tch.
Then xur brought exotic engrams to help with the fight...
He was selling bad juju and helm of inmost light!
The guardians cursed RNGsus, for his drops they discard...
Because they killed Atheon ... and got only shards.
But they kept playing because they had icebreaker leveled up...
And the nightfall was flareburn and they f***ed that sh*t up.
So gather close for the secret for the best weapon in the game...
... (Contacting Destiny Servers)...
Merry xurmas!
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And then contacting destiny servers shows up and I go mad
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#Destiny pls
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You're probably going to get a lot of hate from this. It was actually good though
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Why did this come to teh #offtopic Why.
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Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 888-888-8888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
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Not a single #destiny reply
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That was nice made me lol
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Relevant
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That was awesome and funny and I like it :D
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This is great. :D Happy holidays. -Sh3
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I love it