[quote]Patch 1.1.0.4 The One About Your Weapons Regarding several thousand bits of feedback collected over the months since Destiny's release, we've come to the conclusion that all weapons are simply too overpowered. They all appear to be made of incredibly durable materials that fire high-caliber rounds at an alarming rate of speed, and that's just not good for the egos of the new guys. They don't want to jump into the Crucible and watch in horror as their newly-made lvl 4 Guardian gets riddled with bullet holes by players with more experience and sharper aim than themselves. They are entitled to a fighting chance too. That's why we've decided to replace all your weapons with considerably less deadly versions of their old models. These new weapons will fire foam pellets at a maximum range of about 50 feet capable of reaching a top speed of about 10 feet per second. They are tipped with a suction cup so that should the pellet stick to you, that will signify to you and those around you that you've been shot. Pellets that stick are considered a kill shot and your Guardian must immediately lay down on the ground and wait for a revive (tag) from a friendly player. Guardians refusing to stop battling after a clean hit, or returning to battle prematurely will be immediately apprehended by both Zavala and Lord Shaxx himself and will be forced to spend 3 minutes in the Sore Loser's Box of Bad Sportsmanship. (Don't worry, we have some Cheez-Its and Capri-Sun juice packets in there should you get hungry while you wait) We hope that this solves issues regarding to Crucible balancing and look forward to hearing your feedback on the implementation of this new system. As always, thank you for your unending support; and remember: We're always listening. ;] You're welcome.[/quote] Just posting a comment I made on another post in an attempt to generate some more lols Happy Holidays, Guardians.