'Twas the nightfall before xurmas and through Earth's last town Not a guardian was stirring... ...because the servers were down. The guardians had been saving their engrams by exploiting a glitch To take to the cryptard... Who made them his b*tch. Then xur brought exotic engrams to help with the fight... He was selling bad juju and helm of inmost light! The guardians cursed RNGsus, for his drops they discard... Because they killed Atheon ... and got only shards. But they kept playing because they had icebreaker leveled up... And the nightfall was flareburn and they f***ed that sh*t up. So gather close for the secret for the best weapon in the game... ... (Contacting Destiny Servers)... Merry xurmas!