^ For me it's a bowl of cherios. Wut bout u flud
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Lighter. This is gonna be painful
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Can you tell me how to make love to a wall??
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Incest wincest [spoiler]it's my human right[/spoiler]
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Well I'm on the pooper right now, so toilet roll. Oh, it's gonna be a good night... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Pretty sure my blankets will hold a grudge if I try to leave them, since I've been with them a while. About time our relationship went to the next level.
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Mom, I'm so sorry, but I have to do it. Jolly Latios told me to, so let's just get this over with quick and easy. *vomits*
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A electric fireplace..........um
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A plant.... (•-• )
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A 15 inch dildo with 8 different vibrating pulse modes
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A bag of Sour Patch Kids and Matador Beef Jerkey. ;) Merry Christmas!
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Ps3 controller
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A chair
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A lamp
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Edited by Cultmeister: 12/25/2014 12:23:48 PMRoll of toilet paper. O bby
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My right hand.
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Tooth brush. This is gonna be awkward
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My wife, -blam!- me right?
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An apple. [spoiler]This will sure be fun.[/spoiler]
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My pillows.... it's not that bad.
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a glazed donut ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bout to get all creamy here
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My fan, well -blam!-
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A docking station. LMAO
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A cupboard, but inside the cupboard is a Hyperdimension Neptunia cover! *gasp*
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Either my Xbox 360 or Xbox One
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I window... I shall resist