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  • Edited by DigitalNinja: 12/25/2014 1:29:37 AM
    There were 3 guys who died on Christmas Eve When they went up to heaven, St. Peter (who was at the gate) said; "since you all died on Christmas Eve, you all have to show me something that represents Christmas." First guy puts his hand in his pocket and pulls out a lighter. He lit it & said "it's a Candle" St. Peter said "there are candles in Christmas. Go ahead." The second guy pulls out a set of keys and shakes them saying that they are bells. St. Peter said "there are bells in Christmas go in." The Third guy turned his pockets inside out. "Well?" The guy puts his hand in his coat pocket and pulls out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter replied; "now what do they have to do with Christmas?" The guy said "Oh, these are Carols."

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