Because you know everyone here in this shit community deserves nothing. So much whining and complaining from the majority.
Also to give a quote from a Santa Claus as to why some of you didn't get stuff IRL "That's because your family is poor."
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There is some truth to this. I am rich and Santa was -blam!-ing awesome again this year! In fact, in order to handle my Awesome, he visits like 6 - 12 times a year!